I wasn't gonna do it but have changed my mind. It's 2017 and all.
Guy with no arms and no legs tries out for the swim team. Coach says "Um, are you sure?"
"Yes! Just let me show you what I've got!"
So they get him onto the diving board, he topples in... and sinks to the bottom. After a moment the coach dispatches a couple of other swimmers to drag him out.
"Son, maybe the Swim Team isn't for you."
"Coach! Let me try again! I had a cramp!"