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Offline BB_vonline

The REAL daily joke thread:
« Reply #60 on: Dec 20, 2016, 12:00 AM »
    
       
          
                        
                Quote Originally Posted by Orrscores                 View Post              
             
Ha ha...I won't finish that one per v's advice.
  And here we go again with the Boston thing...geez I cent get away from it.
                  
    
 
You could very easily. Uhauls are not that expensive.

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« Reply #61 on: Dec 20, 2016, 12:00 AM »
Rotfl

Offline Orrscores

The REAL daily joke thread:
« Reply #62 on: Dec 20, 2016, 12:00 AM »
You can take a man out of the city but can't take the city out of the man. I would still be a fan

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« Reply #63 on: Dec 20, 2016, 12:00 AM »
i don't get the mexico-boston joke...?

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« Reply #64 on: Dec 20, 2016, 12:00 AM »
    
       
          
                        
                Quote Originally Posted by bpepper                 View Post              
             
i don't get the mexico-boston joke...?
                  
    
 
Yeah I don't get half the jokes....here or in rl

Offline Orrscores

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« Reply #65 on: Dec 20, 2016, 12:00 AM »
    
       
          
                        
                Quote Originally Posted by bpepper                 View Post              
             
i don't get the mexico-boston joke...?
                  
    
 
That's because I didn't give the real punchline cuz I don't want to get banned...the old wise man came up with the Boston thing on his own.

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« Reply #66 on: Dec 20, 2016, 12:00 AM »
    
       
          
                        
                Quote Originally Posted by Orrscores                 View Post              
             
That's because I didn't give the real punchline cuz I don't want to get banned...the old wise man came up with the Boston thing on his own.
                  
    
 
Old, yes. Wise, no.
 
  If I was wise, could I then also be a Ravens fan (which I am)? I think those two items are mutually exclusive.

Offline Orrscores

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« Reply #67 on: Dec 20, 2016, 12:00 AM »
    
       
          
                        
                Quote Originally Posted by rowman                 View Post              
             
Old, yes. Wise, no.
 
  If I was wise, could I then also be a Ravens fan (which I am)? I think those two items are mutually exclusive.
                  
    
 
Well now that explains a few things.
 
  On with the bad jokes.
 
  How do you catch a unique rabbit?

Offline BB_vonline

The REAL daily joke thread:
« Reply #68 on: Dec 20, 2016, 12:00 AM »
    
       
          
                        
                Quote Originally Posted by Orrscores                 View Post              
             
Well now that explains a few things.
 
  On with the bad jokes.
 
  How do you catch a unique rabbit?
                  
    
 
With a singular hare snare.

Offline Orrscores

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« Reply #69 on: Dec 21, 2016, 12:00 AM »
    
       
          
                        
                Quote Originally Posted by vonline                 View Post              
             
With a singular hare snare.
                  
    
 
Nope...u nique up on it..loll
 
  How do you catch a tame rabbit?

Offline BB_vonline

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« Reply #70 on: Dec 21, 2016, 12:00 AM »
    
       
          
                        
                Quote Originally Posted by Orrscores                 View Post              
             
Nope...u nique up on it..loll
 
  How do you catch a tame rabbit?
                  
    
 
u nique up on it too!
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
  as in the tame way.

Offline Orrscores

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« Reply #71 on: Dec 21, 2016, 12:00 AM »
Yep...works every time!!!😋

Offline Orrscores

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« Reply #72 on: Dec 21, 2016, 12:00 AM »
You know the best way to catch an elephant?
 
  You dig a big hole and fill it with ashes then you put peas around it.
  When he goes to take a pea you kick him in the ash hole!!! 😋
 
  Just tell me to stop. Lol
  Told you not to get me going

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« Reply #73 on: Dec 21, 2016, 12:00 AM »
I loved the rabbit jokes but that last one was too much!!

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« Reply #74 on: Dec 24, 2016, 12:00 AM »
What nationality is Santa?
 
 
 
 
 
 
  North-polish