A pirate captian walked into a bar. The barmaid asked him "Are you the captian of that pirate ship that pulled into our docks earlier today?" He replied "Aye, that is I, the scourge of the seven seas am I". "Well then" she asked him, "if you are the captian, then where are you buccaneers?" "My buccaneers" he replied "are under my buccing hat, where else do you think my buccing ears would be?"
Later, a termite walked into the same bar. He repeatedly banged his wing on the bar top yelling "Bartender! Barteneder! Where is the bar tender?"