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Offline Orrscores

The REAL daily joke thread:
« Reply #45 on: Dec 19, 2016, 12:00 AM »
What do you call a cow with no legs?
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
  Ground beef....he he he!!!  I told you not to get me started.

Offline BB_vonline

The REAL daily joke thread:
« Reply #46 on: Dec 19, 2016, 12:00 AM »
Knock knock
  Who's there
  Interrupting cow
  Inter...
  MOOOOOOOO

Offline Orrscores

The REAL daily joke thread:
« Reply #47 on: Dec 19, 2016, 12:00 AM »
What do you call a dog with no legs?
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
  You don't because if you called him he wouldn't come anyway

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« Reply #48 on: Dec 19, 2016, 12:00 AM »
    
       
          
                        
                Quote Originally Posted by Orrscores                 View Post              
             
Bagel? ????
                  
    
 
Right!
 
 
    
       
          
                        
                Quote Originally Posted by vonline                 View Post              
             
Knock knock
  Who's there
  Interrupting cow
  Inter...
  MOOOOOOOO
                  
    
 
I love that one!
 
 
    
       
          
                        
                Quote Originally Posted by Orrscores                 View Post              
             
What do you call a dog with no legs?
 
  You don't because if you called him he wouldn't come anyway
                  
    
 
Aw, that's sad!  How about this one: what do you call a woman with one leg?
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
  Eileen (now that's bad!)

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« Reply #49 on: Dec 19, 2016, 12:00 AM »
What's the difference between a level 1 Medic and a level 2 Medic?
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
  I don't know either.

Offline BB_vonline

The REAL daily joke thread:
« Reply #50 on: Dec 19, 2016, 12:00 AM »
You: What is the difference between a shower curtain and toliet paper?
  Them: IDK
  You: [points finger of accusation] So it was you!

Offline Orrscores

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« Reply #51 on: Dec 20, 2016, 12:00 AM »
    
       
          
                        
                Quote Originally Posted by vonline                 View Post              
             
You: What is the difference between a shower curtain and toliet paper?
  Them: IDK
  You: [points finger of accusation] So it was you!
                  
    
 
If a rooster is standing on the peak of a roof and lays an egg which side of the roof will the egg roll down?

Offline BB_vonline

The REAL daily joke thread:
« Reply #52 on: Dec 20, 2016, 12:00 AM »
    
       
          
                        
                Quote Originally Posted by Orrscores                 View Post              
             
If a rooster is standing on the peak of a roof and lays an egg which side of the roof will the egg roll down?
                  
    
 
Are we allowing hens to self identify as roosters now?

Offline Orrscores

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« Reply #53 on: Dec 20, 2016, 12:00 AM »
    
       
          
                        
                Quote Originally Posted by vonline                 View Post              
             
Are we allowing hens to self identify as roosters now?
                  
    
 
Ha..roosters don't lay eggs.
 
  You get the smiley face sticker!!☺

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« Reply #54 on: Dec 20, 2016, 12:00 AM »
A pirate captian walked into a bar. The barmaid asked him "Are you the captian of that pirate ship that pulled into our docks earlier  today?"  He replied "Aye, that is I, the scourge of the seven seas am I".  "Well then" she asked him, "if you are the captian, then where are you buccaneers?"  "My buccaneers" he replied "are under my buccing hat, where else do you think my buccing ears would be?"  
 
  Later, a termite walked into the same bar. He repeatedly  banged his wing on the bar top yelling "Bartender! Barteneder! Where is the bar tender?"

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« Reply #55 on: Dec 20, 2016, 12:00 AM »
Thanks for the laughs guys!  The pirate one took me by surprise but not as much as this comment:
 
 
    
       
          
                        
                Quote Originally Posted by vonline                 View Post              
             
Are we allowing hens to self identify as roosters now?
                  
    
 
I had to read back to Orrs joke before I busted a gut over it!  I'm still giggling...

Offline Orrscores

The REAL daily joke thread:
« Reply #56 on: Dec 20, 2016, 12:00 AM »
Why doesn't Mexico have a decent Olympic team?
 
  Hope I don't get banned for this

Offline BB_vonline

The REAL daily joke thread:
« Reply #57 on: Dec 20, 2016, 12:00 AM »
    
       
          
                        
                Quote Originally Posted by Orrscores                 View Post              
             
Why doesn't Mexico have a decent Olympic team?
 
  Hope I don't get banned for this
                  
    
 
Dont finish that joke. it might actually get you banned

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« Reply #58 on: Dec 20, 2016, 12:00 AM »
    
       
          
                        
                Quote Originally Posted by Orrscores                 View Post              
             
Why doesn't Mexico have a decent Olympic team?
                  
    
 
Because they import all of their athletes from Boston!

Offline Orrscores

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« Reply #59 on: Dec 20, 2016, 12:00 AM »
    
       
          
                        
                Quote Originally Posted by rowman                 View Post              
             
Because they import all of their athletes from Boston!
                  
    
 
Ha ha...I won't finish that one per v's advice.
  And here we go again with the Boston thing...geez I cent get away from it.