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The REAL daily joke thread:
« Reply #30 on: Dec 16, 2016, 12:00 AM »
    
       
          
                        
                Quote Originally Posted by Tryeeme                 View Post              
             
very good
 
  Edit:
 
  What's the difference between a grenadier and a sad elephant?
 
  One's a drunk troop and the other has a trunk droop.
 
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                Quote Originally Posted by Arghacceptmyname                 View Post              
             
Applause!
 
  What's the difference between a warrior and a drunk bird?
 
  One swings away, the other's wings a'sway.
                  
    
 
These are great!! I love word play!  Here's mine: two peanuts were walking through Central Park. One was a salted.  Lol, it's a regional fav...groan!

Offline Orrscores

The REAL daily joke thread:
« Reply #31 on: Dec 16, 2016, 12:00 AM »
I would post a few here but I would be banned for sure.

The REAL daily joke thread:
« Reply #32 on: Dec 17, 2016, 12:00 AM »
C'mon Orr, why not?  My joke was terrible and I'm still allowed back lol
 
  How about this one and I'll leave it open to you guys to figure out. It's wordplay like the earlier ones I quoted.
 
  What's the difference between a knight of the round table and a tangled ball of string?

Offline BB_vonline

The REAL daily joke thread:
« Reply #33 on: Dec 17, 2016, 12:00 AM »
Why can't dinosaurs talk?
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
  Because they're all dead.

Offline BB_Delphi

The REAL daily joke thread:
« Reply #34 on: Dec 18, 2016, 12:00 AM »
Q: Why did Dr T stop eating Zooka sandwiches?
  A: ... because he didn't like the new spread!

The REAL daily joke thread:
« Reply #35 on: Dec 19, 2016, 12:00 AM »
Oh wow, vonline, you totally got me with that haha.
 
  So no one can figure out my riddle?
 
 
    
       
          
                        
                Quote Originally Posted by Neen                 View Post              
             
What's the difference between a knight of the round table and a tangled ball of string?
                  
    
 

The REAL daily joke thread:
« Reply #36 on: Dec 19, 2016, 12:00 AM »
    
       
          
                        
                Quote Originally Posted by Neen                 View Post              
             
Oh wow, vonline, you totally got me with that haha.
 
  So no one can figure out my riddle?
                  
    
 
One is a frayed knot while the other is not afraid lol.

The REAL daily joke thread:
« Reply #37 on: Dec 19, 2016, 12:00 AM »
A zooka was deployed on the beach.The heavy never returned.

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« Reply #38 on: Dec 19, 2016, 12:00 AM »
    
       
          
                        
                Quote Originally Posted by Laisanity1221                 View Post              
             
One is a frayed knot while the other is not afraid lol.
                  
    
 
Yes!!!!!

Offline BB_vonline

The REAL daily joke thread:
« Reply #39 on: Dec 19, 2016, 12:00 AM »
A fun one to use but it won't read well.
 
  You:  Why did the chicken cross the road?
  Them: IDK
  You: to get to the idiots house.
 
  You: Knock knock
  Them: Who's there?
  You: The chicken.
  Them:  The chick...  
 
  If they don't get it the first time repeat it until they do. The more you have to say it the better.

Offline Orrscores

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« Reply #40 on: Dec 19, 2016, 12:00 AM »
So if this is a bad joke thread... Here we go....what does a buck tooth cow say?
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
  Moooooff.

The REAL daily joke thread:
« Reply #41 on: Dec 19, 2016, 12:00 AM »
Ok, you were right...banned!

The REAL daily joke thread:
« Reply #42 on: Dec 19, 2016, 12:00 AM »
    
       
          
                        
                Quote Originally Posted by Orrscores                 View Post              
             
So if this is a bad joke thread... Here we go....what does a buck tooth cow say?
                  
    
 
"Eaff morff chicken"?

The REAL daily joke thread:
« Reply #43 on: Dec 19, 2016, 12:00 AM »
Here's another joke we enjoy on LI:  if a seagull flies over the sea, what flies over the bay?

Offline Orrscores

The REAL daily joke thread:
« Reply #44 on: Dec 19, 2016, 12:00 AM »
    
       
          
                        
                Quote Originally Posted by Neen                 View Post              
             
Here's another joke we enjoy on LI:  if a seagull flies over the sea, what flies over the bay?
                  
    
 
Bagel? ????