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Offline BB_Arghacceptmyname

The REAL daily joke thread:
« Reply #120 on: Jan 23, 2017, 12:00 AM »
    
       
          
                        
                Quote Originally Posted by vonline                 View Post              
             
Who is this Rorchach guy and why does he keep painting naked pictures of my mother?
                  
    
 
I don't know how I've gone my whole life without hearing this one, but I swear I am going to go get T-shirts made. Well played sir.

Offline BB_Mul

The REAL daily joke thread:
« Reply #121 on: Feb 10, 2017, 12:00 AM »
Does it have to be a BB joke?

Offline Orrscores

The REAL daily joke thread:
« Reply #122 on: Feb 10, 2017, 12:00 AM »
    
       
          
                        
                Quote Originally Posted by Mul                 View Post              
             
Does it have to be a BB joke?
                  
    
 
No it doesnt
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Offline BB_Mul

The REAL daily joke thread:
« Reply #123 on: Feb 12, 2017, 12:00 AM »
Does anyone here know a sodium joke?
 
  Na.  
 
  Does anyone here knows a sodium hypobromite joke?
 
  NaBrO.

Offline BB_NukeRubberDucky

The REAL daily joke thread:
« Reply #124 on: Feb 14, 2017, 12:00 AM »
What do you call a cow with no legs?   Ground Beef
  What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean Beef
  What do you call a cow with three legs? a cow with three legs
 
   *No Cows were harmed in the making of this thread

Offline BB_ArustamyanYoutube

The REAL daily joke thread:
« Reply #125 on: Feb 14, 2017, 12:00 AM »
A grenadier throws a grenade and it hits the building you flared to.
 
  I'll see myself out

Offline BB_Neen

The REAL daily joke thread:
« Reply #126 on: Feb 16, 2017, 12:00 AM »
    
       
          
                        
                Quote Originally Posted by Mul                 View Post              
             
Does anyone here know a sodium joke?
 
  Na.  
 
  Does anyone here knows a sodium hypobromite joke?
 
  NaBrO.
                  
    
 
Omg, took me a sec but that was too funny!!!

Offline BB_Igotnuthin

The REAL daily joke thread:
« Reply #127 on: Feb 20, 2017, 12:00 AM »
Got some nerdy jokes.
 
  Q: Why do chemists have all the answers?
 
  A: because they have all the solutions.
 
  Q: a neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. What does the bartender say?
 
  A: no charge for you!

Offline BB_NukeRubberDucky

The REAL daily joke thread:
« Reply #128 on: Feb 25, 2017, 12:00 AM »
Did you hear about the guy that got his left side cut off? He's all right now 😉
 
  Flonner that picture is a Trans-spieces originally a grasshopper no doubt, but under the influence of Flonner decided to change to a cricket.
                       - Fellow Canadian you know how smart we are up north. My solution both works politically and socially 😉 Ba dum tsss

Offline BB_101112131415

The REAL daily joke thread:
« Reply #129 on: Feb 25, 2017, 12:00 AM »
What do you call Batman when he doesn't go to Church?
 
  Christian Bale
 
  *badun tiss*
 
  kill me now

Offline Orrscores

The REAL daily joke thread:
« Reply #130 on: Feb 26, 2017, 12:00 AM »
Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic..and so am I.
 
  😀😀
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Offline BB_asphyxia

The REAL daily joke thread:
« Reply #131 on: Feb 27, 2017, 12:00 AM »
There are only 10 types of people in the world: Those who understand binary, and those who don't.

Offline MikeCT1020

The REAL daily joke thread:
« Reply #132 on: Feb 28, 2017, 12:00 AM »
To solve the controversy, the great green bush cricket is a species of bush cricket which is a family of insects also known as katydids. They are related to true crickets but are not true crickets. So to end the controversy once and for all, YOU'RE ALL WRONG, IT'S A KATYDID.

Offline BB_Igotnuthin

The REAL daily joke thread:
« Reply #133 on: Feb 28, 2017, 12:00 AM »
I lost my luggage at the airport the other day and i sued them for not providing good care for their customers' belongings
  Well you can say I lost the case.

Offline Orrscores

The REAL daily joke thread:
« Reply #134 on: Feb 28, 2017, 12:00 AM »
    
       
          
                        
                Quote Originally Posted by Mikect1020                 View Post              
             
To solve the controversy, the great green bush cricket is a species of bush cricket which is a family of insects also known as katydids. They are related to true crickets but are not true crickets. So to end the controversy once and for all, YOU'RE ALL WRONG, IT'S A KATYDID.
                  
    
 
Wow mike your still on the great cricket/grasshopper controversy? Don't get Flonner going..he going to want his $49.95
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