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Offline BB_MasterBoomer

The REAL daily joke thread:
« on: May 30, 2016, 01:00 AM »
A rifleman, a heavy and a zooka walk into a bar...
 
  The heavy laughs, the rifleman is hospitalized and the zooka drops dead...
 
  Aha..ha..ha.. *cough* ok who has a better one?

Offline BB_MasterBoomer

The REAL daily joke thread:
« Reply #1 on: May 30, 2016, 01:00 AM »
Wait where was the warrior???
 
  It was a non smoking bar...
 
  Ahaa ha... *crickets chirping*... tough crowd eh?

Offline BB_BoaDestructor

The REAL daily joke thread:
« Reply #2 on: May 30, 2016, 01:00 AM »
A zooka walks up to a scorcher. "Do you have a light please?"
 
  The scorcher briefly coughs. *poof* goes the zooka
 
  (I know, I know)

Offline BB_Steko

The REAL daily joke thread:
« Reply #3 on: May 30, 2016, 01:00 AM »
An all offense player, a turtle, a leaderboard player and a crossfit enthusiast all walk into a bar. How do you know which is which? Don't worry, they'll tell you.

Offline BB_Joker4660

The REAL daily joke thread:
« Reply #4 on: May 30, 2016, 01:00 AM »
Three warriors walk into a bar.  The fourth one ducks.

Offline BB_Tryeeme

The REAL daily joke thread:
« Reply #5 on: May 30, 2016, 01:00 AM »
YES!
 
  10 chars

Offline fritzelly

The REAL daily joke thread:
« Reply #6 on: May 30, 2016, 01:00 AM »
A group of grenadiers walk into a bar...
 
 
  ...and order water

Offline BB_Buki

The REAL daily joke thread:
« Reply #7 on: May 30, 2016, 01:00 AM »
35762 forum members walk into a bar. Only two of them ask for infinite HQ upgrades.

Offline BB_Tryeeme

The REAL daily joke thread:
« Reply #8 on: May 30, 2016, 01:00 AM »
    
       
          
                        
                Quote Originally Posted by Fritzelly                 View Post              
             
A group of grenadiers walk into a bar...
 
 
  ...and order water
                  
    
 
*crowd goes wild*

Offline BB_Tryeeme

The REAL daily joke thread:
« Reply #9 on: May 30, 2016, 01:00 AM »
    
       
          
                        
                Quote Originally Posted by Buki                 View Post              
             
35762 forum members walk into a bar. Only two of them ask for infinite HQ upgrades.
                  
    
 
...
 
  Who said anything about 'infinite'? (I'm thinking 25).

Offline BB_Buki

The REAL daily joke thread:
« Reply #10 on: May 30, 2016, 01:00 AM »
    
       
          
                        
                Quote Originally Posted by Tryeeme                 View Post              
             
...
 
  Who said anything about 'infinite'? (I'm thinking 25).
                  
    
 
Just one than.

Offline BB_Bucknakked

The REAL daily joke thread:
« Reply #11 on: May 30, 2016, 01:00 AM »
8 boatloads of zooks hit the beach.on the way to the enemy hq they walk into every single mine on the base...wait,that's not funny at all!

Offline BB_MasterBoomer

The REAL daily joke thread:
« Reply #12 on: May 30, 2016, 01:00 AM »
    
       
          
                        
                Quote Originally Posted by Bucknakked                 View Post              
             
8 boatloads of zooks hit the beach.on the way to the enemy hq they walk into every single mine on the base...wait,that's not funny at all!
                  
    
 
Zookas are to mines as trailer parks are to tornados

Offline fritzelly

The REAL daily joke thread:
« Reply #13 on: May 30, 2016, 01:00 AM »
    
       
          
                        
                Quote Originally Posted by Bucknakked                 View Post              
             
8 boatloads of zooks hit the beach.on the way to the enemy hq they walk into every single mine on the base...wait,that's not funny at all!
                  
    
 
This made me giggle

Offline BB_Arghacceptmyname

The REAL daily joke thread:
« Reply #14 on: May 30, 2016, 01:00 AM »
A grenadier walks into a ritzy bar. Grabs a menu. Checks the prices. His heart stops.
 
  "Medic! My heart! Gad-Zooks, this place is expensive!!!"
 
  Once revived, he rifles through his wallet, and finds a heavy gold coin. Hands it to the barkeep, who tanks him.
 
  "I wouldn't pay this much," says the Gren, "but it's a scorcher out there. Man my wife will be mad when she finds out what I spent on this lousy drink..."
 
  "Don't tell her," says the bartender. "Why warri'or?"
 
  (I'll show myself out)