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Online Artist formerly known as Crows Nest

Re: Jerky Genie Game
« Reply #330 on: Sep 11, 2019, 12:13 PM »
Mmmm my second favourite bunny 🤪🙂

The genie was puzzled by your use of ellipses so looked it up

Ellipses. ————
Meaning: You want the person to read between the lines.

Using ellipses in a text is your way of saying what you either can't say yet (because it'd fall under the "too soon" umbrella), or what you are afraid to say (because you're afraid you'll seem disagreeable or high maintenance). Check out this example:
Yeah, Kickboxer 4 could work ... I've also heard good things about that Katherine Heigl movie Falling in Love Is Neat* ... either way, meet you there at 8?*

It's clear what that text really means: "I'd rather die than see a movie about the underground world of kickboxing, and you're an idiot for suggesting that we go see it. I'd rather see a romantic comedy. And now, because this has gotten a little awkward, I think we should meet at the theater so I have an escape plan."

You can also use ellipses in a positive way, to get the person's imagination going:
Had maybe a few too many drinks last night ... legs are sore from dancing ... in the bathtub right now ...
That text takes three statements and just loads them with sexual undertones thanks to the ellipses. (Unless a guy sent that text. Then it's just kind of odd.)

Genie grants your wish but you are stood up. Seems you just aren’t the genies type 😱🔥🔥🔥

I wish for some degenerate to grant my wish 🤪😂
« Last Edit: Sep 11, 2019, 12:27 PM by Artist formerly known as Crows Nest »
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Offline MikeCT1020

Re: Jerky Genie Game
« Reply #331 on: Sep 11, 2019, 02:17 PM »
I’m here to grant your wish but other than having me here I don’t know what you’re wising for. Since I know you like cool shit, I decide to give you some really cool shit. Enjoy the poopsicles.

I wish for a bunny, a playboy bunny.

Offline Ddixon0420

Re: Jerky Genie Game
« Reply #332 on: Sep 11, 2019, 04:11 PM »
Wish granted... you are totally surrounded by playboy bunny's! But have to be Hughe Hefner to enjoy them; but he has passed away already... bummer for your bad luck!
 I wish I owned a star ship...
 Hmmm... ellipses... lmao!!! I always took it as; you know where I'm going with this thought. Without my writing a book on it.
 Was in a tf with a guy who gave me a big spiel on how I used it to often, to end my text in chat. When he didn't attack op that day; I took it as his own ... or innuendo of saying; I'm on, screw you, I'm not hitting! Happily kicked him two minutes before op ended
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Re: Jerky Genie Game
« Reply #333 on: Sep 11, 2019, 09:16 PM »
Wish granted. Now you don't exist. Which means you can't create this comment. Which means you exis- *black hole opens and everything implodes*

I wish I had better ideas.
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Offline Yallik

Re: Jerky Genie Game
« Reply #334 on: Sep 12, 2019, 01:58 PM »
The genie wishes you had better ideas too. 😂

Seriously, the genie is bored. Has been for eons. How not, when the genie is a being with "phenomenal cosmic powers" who is eternally stuck catering to the whims of idiot humans?

Genie has lots of great ideas, and nobody to share them with. Until now. Granting your wish, the genie telepathically brain-dumps all the good ideas he has ever had over to you. But genie is a genie, and you're just a little human. It's too much information, and it overloads your brain. Brain space that should have been devoted to bio-regulation gets taken over by all the good ideas in the universe. Your body starts to shut down. You end up in a coma on life support without any prospect of recovery.

Sorry, but we eventually have to pull the plug on you. Rest in peace.

I wish War Factory didn't suck lately.

Online Artist formerly known as Crows Nest

Re: Jerky Genie Game
« Reply #335 on: Sep 12, 2019, 02:39 PM »
Granted the genie ensures that you are greatly challenged by the War Factory by making you a Supercell Helpdesk representative. Welcome to the wonderful world of tanks 🤪🙂

I wish I understood how deleting apps on my iPad leaves me with less usable space 😡
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Re: Jerky Genie Game
« Reply #336 on: Sep 12, 2019, 07:57 PM »
Wish granted.
The new iPhone XI has a feature that allows you to fill somebody else's space.
Nothing else.
Costs about..... How much money was created and will be created ever.

I wish for     To Be
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Online Artist formerly known as Crows Nest

Re: Jerky Genie Game
« Reply #337 on: Sep 12, 2019, 08:33 PM »
Granted, Or Not To Be

I wish I could fly way up to the sky...
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Online Thespy

Re: Jerky Genie Game
« Reply #338 on: Sep 12, 2019, 09:44 PM »
Wish granted.  But you can't fly back down.
So you die of hunger and or not enough oxygen.

I wish.... Eh.... Anything I guess.
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Offline Yallik

Re: Jerky Genie Game
« Reply #339 on: Sep 14, 2019, 03:30 PM »
Granted the genie ensures that you are greatly challenged by the War Factory by making you a Supercell Helpdesk representative. Welcome to the wonderful world of tanks

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Re: Jerky Genie Game
« Reply #340 on: Sep 14, 2019, 03:40 PM »
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Is this some normie joke which I'm too smart to understand?
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Offline MikeCT1020

Re: Jerky Genie Game
« Reply #341 on: Sep 14, 2019, 10:47 PM »
Wish granted.  But you can't fly back down.
So you die of hunger and or not enough oxygen.

I wish.... Eh.... Anything I guess.

Wish granted, you are now a slug.

I wish for the ability to control other people’s thoughts and make them think what I want them to think.

Offline Yallik

Re: Jerky Genie Game
« Reply #342 on: Sep 15, 2019, 04:53 AM »
Is this some normie joke which I'm too smart to understand?

Not at all. It's exactly what it looks like. Just funny. Crow was referencing actual conversations with SC Support.  His comment was devastating because they're brilliantly unaware of their own game. 🙃

Online Artist formerly known as Crows Nest

Re: Jerky Genie Game
« Reply #343 on: Sep 15, 2019, 09:05 AM »
Granted you can control other people’s thoughts and make them think what you want them to think but you can’t control what YOU think. Weird, very weird and very very tiring until you think one step too far... 😱

I wish I remembered to reflare on my last op 🙁
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Re: Jerky Genie Game
« Reply #344 on: Sep 15, 2019, 01:21 PM »
Wish granted. You're HQ 2 now.


I wish for anything I guess..
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