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Offline Artist formerly known as Crows Nest

Re: Jerky Genie Game
« Reply #150 on: May 27, 2019, 10:55 PM »
Granted the Raptors win their next five games and the next five and every game, no one wants to play them, no one wants to see another win, attendances fall through the floor, owners are not happy, fans are not happy, the league is not happy. The team is asked to disband and the players scatter to the winds, yes it was glorious but also the end 🙁

I wish I had better internet.
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Offline Thespy

Re: Jerky Genie Game
« Reply #151 on: Nov 07, 2019, 12:11 AM »
Wish granted- *inturrputed by time vortex*

I wish for expired exotic butter
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Offline MikeCT1020

Re: Jerky Genie Game
« Reply #152 on: Nov 27, 2019, 09:35 PM »
Wish granted. Your expired exotic butter is melted and running all over the place. Good luck cleaning it up because I used the last napkin when I ran out of toilet paper.

I wish I had some toilet paper.

Offline Orrscores

Re: Jerky Genie Game
« Reply #153 on: Nov 29, 2019, 01:18 AM »
You now have toilet paper....used toilet paper....from thespy....and he had bean burritos!!

I wish They would find something significant at Oak Island



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Offline Thespy

Re: Jerky Genie Game
« Reply #154 on: Dec 04, 2019, 11:24 AM »
Wish granted.

They make the name of the island "something significant"


I wish for a unexpired expired exotic melted cheese in expired exotic butter in a expired wood basket with an expired exotic bow on it
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Offline TheBro88

Re: Jerky Genie Game
« Reply #155 on: Jan 04, 2020, 07:58 AM »
You got it. Cheese in butter in a basket with a bow delivered to your front door. Good luck trying to convince your family and neighbors you’re not a weirdo.

I wish people would come back. I hear it echoing in here...
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Offline Artist formerly known as Crows Nest

Re: Jerky Genie Game
« Reply #156 on: Jan 04, 2020, 12:12 PM »
Granted, people return but you can’t hear them as you are deaf from the afore mentioned echoes (and in the style of thespy, dead)

I wish you all a booming time for 2020 👍
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Offline Ddixon0420

Re: Jerky Genie Game
« Reply #157 on: Jan 05, 2020, 01:04 PM »
Granted...

 
 I wish every ones wishes left room to be a jerk... My true colors could come out.
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Offline Artist formerly known as Crows Nest

Re: Jerky Genie Game
« Reply #158 on: Jan 05, 2020, 05:58 PM »
Granted your true colours turn out to be mauve and sunshine yellow. Someone somewhere is offended and a court orders you to remove it involving a very painful chemical peel. Alas you are mauve and sunshine yellow through and through so in light of your contempt of court you are imprisoned until you comply.

I wish my wrist wasn’t so sore (let ‘er rip 🤪🙂)
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Offline Ddixon0420

Re: Jerky Genie Game
« Reply #159 on: Jan 06, 2020, 12:54 PM »
Lol...
 Granted, a numbness sets into your wrists so there is no longer any pain. Unfortunately it also effects your hands; good thing you like a challenge. We take for granted our sense of touch. Having none, makes even the smallest tasks much more challenging.
 I wish I could've thought of a more witty response. 🙄🤣
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Offline Orrscores

Re: Jerky Genie Game
« Reply #160 on: Jan 10, 2020, 03:33 AM »
Granted...you tell crow to just sit on his hand and wrist until it goes numb....now it'll feel like someone else is giving him a tug!!😂😜😂
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Offline Ddixon0420

Re: Jerky Genie Game
« Reply #161 on: Jan 10, 2020, 04:32 AM »

 
Granted...you tell crow to just sit on his hand and wrist until it goes numb....now it'll feel like someone else is giving him a tug!!😂😜😂
🤣🤣🤣
Yep, purdy damn funny! Much wittier than my response...
 But where's your wish? Getting forgetful in your old age? 😁
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Offline MikeCT1020

Re: Jerky Genie Game
« Reply #162 on: Jan 14, 2020, 02:15 AM »
Banned for criticizing Orr for not making a wish then not making a wish yourself. Oh wait, wrong game. Well the jerky genie is mad at you for not making a wish so he makes up a wish for you. The jerky genie wishes you extreme flatulence. Since the jerky genie only grants wishes in a bad way, your flatulence is so bad that every time you fart there’s an explosion. Now you smell like burning and your own farts.

I wish the Orrzilla would return.

Offline Ddixon0420

Re: Jerky Genie Game
« Reply #163 on: Jan 14, 2020, 12:32 PM »
 Granted the Orrzilla returns, but he's got the munchies so bad he eats everything causing a world wide famine.
 I wish the forum would become so active, that it would take at least an hour to catch up from day to day...
old thumbs and ot's digits, chilling with Dream aka. The Maniac in backwoods 2.0

Offline Artist formerly known as Crows Nest

Re: Jerky Genie Game
« Reply #164 on: Jan 14, 2020, 08:14 PM »
Granted, your memory span is almost nonexistent, you spent all day reading the forum over and over but you seem happy and it is saving you a fortune in Boom Beach subscriptions and food...

I wish i had my rock back but Orr still has it imbedded somewhere
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