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Offline Artist formerly known as Crows Nest

Re: Jerky Genie Game
« Reply #150 on: May 27, 2019, 10:55 PM »
Granted the Raptors win their next five games and the next five and every game, no one wants to play them, no one wants to see another win, attendances fall through the floor, owners are not happy, fans are not happy, the league is not happy. The team is asked to disband and the players scatter to the winds, yes it was glorious but also the end 🙁

I wish I had better internet.
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Offline DeepMindAlphaZero

Re: Jerky Genie Game
« Reply #151 on: Jun 07, 2019, 09:15 PM »
You have been switched to a data plan that offers a .000000001% better internet speed, but now pay twice as much.




I wish for a good prize for making this wish.

Offline MikeCT1020

Re: Jerky Genie Game
« Reply #152 on: Jun 08, 2019, 02:09 AM »
Granted, your prize is you get to pay me$10,000/week for the rest of my life. You never said who you wanted the prize to be good for.

I wish DMAZ have to money to give me my prize.

Offline Artist formerly known as Crows Nest

Re: Jerky Genie Game
« Reply #153 on: Jun 08, 2019, 08:15 AM »
Granted you give dmaz $10,000 every week. Bank charges and travel expenses eat into the lump sum so it takes an increasing amount of effort especially when the tax man gets involved.


I wish I got 0.0000001% of the worlds taxes (tax free),hey I’m not greedy, it’s for my improved internet 🤪
« Last Edit: Jun 08, 2019, 08:16 AM by Artist formerly known as Crows Nest »
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Offline DeepMindAlphaZero

Re: Jerky Genie Game
« Reply #154 on: Jun 14, 2019, 12:10 PM »
A crimelord is about to be busted and decided to hide all of his wealth in your bank account. The secret agents of many different countries are after you and some of those agents from said counties are not very friendly.








I wish to get an "A" on all of my math tests.


Edit: Thanks Crow! Hopefully it goes well 😇
« Last Edit: Jun 15, 2019, 08:37 PM by DeepMindAlphaZero »

Offline Artist formerly known as Crows Nest

Re: Jerky Genie Game
« Reply #155 on: Jun 14, 2019, 01:32 PM »
Grrr I hate it when they hide their money in my bank account, it happens too often 🤪

Granted you get an “A” on all you maths tests unfortunately also an “F”, “I” and “L”. Seriously though good luck on your tests, hope you get good results 👍🍀

I wish I had unlimited gold in boom beach
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Offline Yallik

Re: Jerky Genie Game
« Reply #156 on: Jun 15, 2019, 08:04 PM »
I wish I had unlimited gold in boom beach

Granted, you have all the gold you want in Boom Beach and more. You don't even know what to do with it all. Unfortunately, this is because SC can't fix the VP system so you gave up the idea of ever pushing, dropped all offensive statues, and started learning Warriors so you can tool around the archipelago like Yallik does, crushing bases all day and never worrying about stupid gold. 🤣

Let's go big picture here. I wish people didn't always have to be such predictable asshats. Seriously, live and let live, what's so hard about that?

Offline DeepMindAlphaZero

Re: Jerky Genie Game
« Reply #157 on: Jun 15, 2019, 08:52 PM »
Jerky Genie is feeling a bit mean today 😈. Everyone is turned into flesh eating, mindless zombies. They are both unpredictable and ruthless in nature.








I wish another company owned Boom Beach  ::)
« Last Edit: Jun 15, 2019, 09:14 PM by DeepMindAlphaZero »

Offline MikeCT1020

Re: Jerky Genie Game
« Reply #158 on: Jun 15, 2019, 10:59 PM »
Granted, the evil DMAZ Corp now owns Boom Beach. You have to play diamonds to attack instead of gold. Resource rewards are cut in half and you have to get 3 wins and 8 ERs to get a chest in Warships.

I wish those little blue pills that OrrScores got from Mrs. OrrScores work for him.

Offline DeepMindAlphaZero

Re: Jerky Genie Game
« Reply #159 on: Jun 16, 2019, 04:02 PM »
The blue pills work and Orrscores is forever lost in a virtual reality.


I wish for no biotic entity to die from or due to this wish.

Offline Artist formerly known as Crows Nest

Re: Jerky Genie Game
« Reply #160 on: Jun 16, 2019, 07:01 PM »
Granted, you killed bambi!!!! There is a special place reserved for you... 👿

I wish it was Elsa from frozen you killed, I can’t believe you killed bambi!!!!
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Offline MikeCT1020

Re: Jerky Genie Game
« Reply #161 on: Jun 17, 2019, 07:51 PM »
Granted, Orr killed Elsa. Now Old Man Winter is pissed and he covers the whole world with 20 feet of snow and to make sure it never goes away the temperate will never rise above -40 degrees.

I wish I had a dollar for every time someone complained that matchmaking in Boom Beach was unfair.

Offline DeepMindAlphaZero

Re: Jerky Genie Game
« Reply #162 on: Jun 18, 2019, 12:28 AM »
You have one dollar of monopoly money for every time anyone complained about the matchmaking system stuffed into your car.




I wish for the ability to design new and amazing pieces of art of my choice whenever I want.

Offline Artist formerly known as Crows Nest

Re: Jerky Genie Game
« Reply #163 on: Jun 18, 2019, 12:41 AM »
Granted you design pieces of art that are new, innovative and amazing, unfortunately you are ahead of your time like all the greats and no one else likes or appreciates them and you live your life in destitution. Now if only that space superhighway didn’t require the demolition of the earth (but hey the plans were at alpha centuri for decades) and destroyed your brilliance (along with humanity) before it was recognised.

I wish I produced the Monopoly money required for mikes wish, I would be raking it in 🙂

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Offline DeepMindAlphaZero

Re: Jerky Genie Game
« Reply #164 on: Jun 18, 2019, 12:47 AM »
You are making minimum wage at a factory that produces monopoly money. When you aren't cleaning the toilet after that big guy enjoys a load off, you are making the monopoly money. In addition, you have to ship all of the money over to Mike's car by 1/2 a bicycle.




I wish for whatever the next wish is.