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Offline MikeCT1020

Re: Jerky Genie Game
« Reply #135 on: Apr 24, 2019, 11:02 PM »
Granted, the QMTs get started again, but they are so entertaining that you can’t pull yourself away from them and your blueberry crop withers and goes to waste.

I wish Orr could figure out zooka pathing.

Offline Thespy

Re: Jerky Genie Game
« Reply #136 on: Apr 25, 2019, 06:52 PM »
Wish granted.
But he figures the pathing (the floor kind) with zooka pictures.

I wish for an actually decent game that listens to its fans.
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Offline MikeCT1020

Re: Jerky Genie Game
« Reply #137 on: Apr 26, 2019, 01:36 AM »
The jerky genie dies laughing.

I wish I was getting the right number of warships chests each day. 

Offline Thespy

Re: Jerky Genie Game
« Reply #138 on: Apr 26, 2019, 11:02 AM »
Wish granted.
But that number is -1 (you lose recources)



I wish... Hm.. Uh... For an egg.
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Offline MikeCT1020

Re: Jerky Genie Game
« Reply #139 on: Apr 26, 2019, 02:39 PM »
Granted, you’ve got an egg. It is an egg from a thespysaurus and you are reqhired to sit on it 24 hours a day for the next 10 years until it hatches. Once it does hatch you will be required to provide it with 30 pounds of meat a day to prevent it from going wild and eating everyone in the neighborhood.

I wish just once the boom team could put out a bug free update.

Offline DeepMindAlphaZero

Re: Jerky Genie Game
« Reply #140 on: May 10, 2019, 02:28 AM »
Granted, but due to the delay in this wish being granted all updates will come out about a month later than expected.




I wish for some spicy, boneless, deep-fried chicken wings

Online TheBro88

Re: Jerky Genie Game
« Reply #141 on: May 10, 2019, 04:03 AM »
Granted! A lifetime supply of chicken wings! Obviously you go way overboard eating them and deal with the most awful bloated feeling imaginable. This is quite logically followed by an incredibly unsettling hour long shift on the crapper.

I wish an Arab prince would give Orrscores a million dollars.
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Offline Yallik

Re: Jerky Genie Game
« Reply #142 on: May 10, 2019, 04:08 AM »
First of all, WTF is a boneless wing?

I'm a purist when it comes to wings, sorry.

But whatever, it's your wish, so granted. You have a plate of spicy boneless chicken wings in front of you. Too bad this restaurant will be shutting its doors next week and they're trying to burn through their pantry before they go. Those wings will cost you hours & hours of GI distress.

I wish this buggy-ass game hadn't kicked me midst op hit tonight on a 5-man team that's pushing no-scroll after I laid down 5 perfect shocks

Offline Yallik

Re: Jerky Genie Game
« Reply #143 on: May 10, 2019, 04:10 AM »
Beat me to it!

Funny we both went the same direction with the wing narrative.

Offline Artist formerly known as Crows Nest

Re: Jerky Genie Game
« Reply #144 on: May 10, 2019, 10:02 AM »
Granted, an Arab prince gives orrscores a million dollars for no obvious reason, seems a bit weird to everyone, rumours are flying around, people he doesn’t know tell salacious stories to the papers, accusations made, most of the money goes to lawyers and the rest on drink (ah well not all bad)...


I wish my task force was full of active top level vp pushers/preppers (and Yallik 🤪) oh and me 🤣
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Offline MikeCT1020

Re: Jerky Genie Game
« Reply #145 on: May 14, 2019, 02:31 AM »
Granted, your TF is full of active TF prepped/pushers and Yallik. Unfortunately Yallik has been eating those boneless wings and now has nuclear farts you have to deal with.

I wish DMAZ would try the insane wings at a restaurant near my office.

Online TheBro88

Re: Jerky Genie Game
« Reply #146 on: May 23, 2019, 04:08 AM »
Granted, now DMAZ just ate the insane wings and he’s near your office. We already discussed what happens when DMAZ eats wings. So have fun with that.

I wish the Bruins would avenge the Jets and beat the Blues.
TheBro88
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6 GBE, 3 TD, 1 TH for OPs
Chillin’ with the crew at Blades boomers!

Offline MikeCT1020

Re: Jerky Genie Game
« Reply #147 on: May 24, 2019, 02:32 PM »
Granted, the Bruins beat the Blues. Unfortunately OrrScores gets so excited over the Bruins winning the cup that he goes full Manbearpig and destroyed half of the state of Massachusetts.

I wish Orr would go full Manbearpig on the city of Bridgeport, CT.

Offline DeepMindAlphaZero

Re: Jerky Genie Game
« Reply #148 on: May 24, 2019, 08:05 PM »
Orrscores goes full Manbearpig on a map that has the words "the city of Bridgeport, CT." on it.



[/size]I wish that I could copy text here without getting a headache >:(
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Online TheBro88

Re: Jerky Genie Game
« Reply #149 on: May 25, 2019, 06:01 AM »
Well, you can now copy text here without getting a headache. Still takes just as long and looks just as silly as it does now though. 🤪

I wish the Raptors would win their next five games.
TheBro88
VP ~ 700–800
5 GBE, 4 TD, 1 TH during Crab
6 GBE, 3 TD, 1 TH for OPs
Chillin’ with the crew at Blades boomers!