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Miscellaneous => Off Topic => Topic started by: DeepMindAlphaZero on Mar 13, 2019, 11:57 PM

Title: Jerky Genie Game
Post by: DeepMindAlphaZero on Mar 13, 2019, 11:57 PM
I saw this on reddit once and decided to implement it here, sounds like fun. The rules are simple


First post (me) makes a single wish for anything (except more wishes). The next post tries to grant the wish in a way that ultimately punishes the wisher. Then, the second person makes a wish themself and waits.


EX:


Player 1: I wish for some ice cream


Player 2: Granted. 10000 tons of ice cream crush and suffocate you.


I wish for a lot of money


Player 3: Granted: You have $1000000 of laundered cash and the FBI caught you.


I wish for....


Etc.




I'll start: I wish for a glass of water.
Title: Re: Jerky Genie Game
Post by: Artist formerly known as Crows Nest on Mar 14, 2019, 12:52 AM
The glass is full of seawater.

I wish Warships is going to be fantastic
Title: Re: Jerky Genie Game
Post by: Orrscores on Mar 14, 2019, 01:11 AM
It will be fantastic...until Rusian hackers hack it and it turns and levels you home base.

I wish for world peace✌
Title: Re: Jerky Genie Game
Post by: DeepMindAlphaZero on Mar 14, 2019, 01:12 AM

Granted:

Everyone is dead

I wish I could run up to 20 MPH
Title: Re: Jerky Genie Game
Post by: Artist formerly known as Crows Nest on Mar 14, 2019, 01:23 AM
Granted you can run up to 20mph in a race track full of hungry cheetahs

I wish I could turn invisible at will
Title: Re: Jerky Genie Game
Post by: DeepMindAlphaZero on Mar 14, 2019, 01:30 AM
Granted. You are a ghost.


I wish that I could find the delete post button somewhere amongst this website
Title: Re: Jerky Genie Game
Post by: DeepMindAlphaZero on Mar 14, 2019, 01:31 AM
[deleted]
Title: Re: Jerky Genie Game
Post by: MikeCT1020 on Mar 14, 2019, 01:58 AM
Granted, you find the delete button, push it, and you get deleted.


I wish more Orrscores gets money.
Title: Re: Jerky Genie Game
Post by: DeepMindAlphaZero on Mar 14, 2019, 11:47 AM


I wish more Orrscores gets money.


There are now 1,000,000,000 Orrscores in existence and each if them get $100 from your bank account.


I wish that I could get a +42% GBE masterpiece in boom beach while not loosing anything else but my old GBE masterpiece
Title: Re: Jerky Genie Game
Post by: Artist formerly known as Crows Nest on Mar 14, 2019, 12:01 PM
Granted, you get your 42% gbe masterpiece but all your future opponents are permanently online

I wish mike had a rock shield (haha but he doesn’t 🤪)
Title: Re: Jerky Genie Game
Post by: Orrscores on Mar 14, 2019, 03:18 PM
Granted...Mike now has a rock shield...buuuut it is also a rock launcher...you best run boy!!!

I wish I was a better AZ player!!😎
Title: Re: Jerky Genie Game
Post by: DeepMindAlphaZero on Mar 14, 2019, 11:30 PM
Granted. You have been transformed into a tape recorder that has all its memory filled with Lyrics of Anthony Cruz (or AZ).


I wish for the character Crow from Brawl Stars (Supercell's game) to get a buff!
Title: Re: Jerky Genie Game
Post by: Artist formerly known as Crows Nest on Mar 16, 2019, 01:09 AM
Granted, crow gets a buff and is very shiny and new looking.

I wish I knew what I know now then
Title: Re: Jerky Genie Game
Post by: MikeCT1020 on Mar 16, 2019, 03:38 PM
You knew then what you know now, take a different path and wind up getting run over by a truck.


I wish I was the ruler of the world.
Title: Re: Jerky Genie Game
Post by: DeepMindAlphaZero on Mar 17, 2019, 04:24 PM
You have become the CM for all SC games thus ruling the SC world. Not the worst fate really, but Jerky Genie wants someone on the in to communicate ideas to.


I wish there were 25 hours in a day.
Title: Re: Jerky Genie Game
Post by: TheBro88 on Mar 18, 2019, 03:48 AM
Granted. You now get only 350 days in your year. Unfortunately the 15 days that disappeared were all Saturdays.

I wish for a Jets/Leafs Stanley Cup final this year, which leads to an epic game 7 overtime win for the Jets.
Title: Re: Jerky Genie Game
Post by: Yallik on Mar 18, 2019, 11:54 AM
Granted your game 7 epic overtime victory. Unfortunately, it's forever tarnished for you personally because your power went out just at the crucial moment. Other Jets fans will spend the rest of your natural life being moved to tears when talking about how magical the game's ending was, but you'll never be able to experience the victory as anything but a shitty SportsCenter replay ...

(Something like this actually happened to me when the Red Sox won the WS in '08. I was away and beyond anything but sporadic communication with the outside world for nearly a month. Basically missed the whole postseason. Only found out about it after the fact. Underwhelming, kinda like, "Oh did we win? That's cool ... I guess." I don't have much emotional connection to that year's team anymore.)

I wish I hadn't missed the 2008 World Series!
Title: Re: Jerky Genie Game
Post by: Orrscores on Mar 18, 2019, 02:55 PM
It was 07 wasn't it?...anyway( cool to know your a Masshole also😜)



Title: Re: Jerky Genie Game
Post by: DeepMindAlphaZero on Mar 18, 2019, 05:53 PM
Sinced you wished for nothing, you were transported into an empty vacuum. At least you don't have to pay taxes.


I wish that Dr. Kagan wouldn't be such a useless hero
Title: Re: Jerky Genie Game
Post by: Artist formerly known as Crows Nest on Mar 18, 2019, 06:38 PM
Granted, dr kagan becomes the most op and amazing hero that everyone wants to use but no one knows which game he is in. Meanwhile we are stuck with dr kavan in boom beach 🙂

I wish England didn’t get that last minute try in the six nations rugby tournament against Scotland at the weekend 😡
Title: Re: Jerky Genie Game
Post by: DeepMindAlphaZero on Mar 18, 2019, 10:07 PM
Everything remains the same EXCEPT its a soccer tournament now.


I wish for a better autocorrect.
Title: Re: Jerky Genie Game
Post by: MikeCT1020 on Mar 19, 2019, 12:55 AM
Granted, but it autocorrects everything you say. Now when you go out you tell everyone what you really mean and that leads to you getting slapped by women and beaten up by men.


I wish I had 10 naked, hot blondes of legal age who have all their teeth and of of the right weight.
Title: Re: Jerky Genie Game
Post by: DeepMindAlphaZero on Mar 19, 2019, 02:32 AM
Granted: 10 sunburnt copies of 88 year old Clint Eastwood appear with all the other specifications.


I wish Jerky Genie was nicer.
Title: Re: Jerky Genie Game
Post by: Artist formerly known as Crows Nest on Mar 19, 2019, 07:28 AM
Granted 🤪

I wish everyone got what they deserve
Title: Re: Jerky Genie Game
Post by: Yallik on Mar 19, 2019, 02:16 PM
Sounds like everyone is. 😂

An unfortunate wish, but here were go. Per your wish, everyone now gets what they deserve. But, as there is no innate moral mechanism in the universe, you've required the creation of god -- a being who is necessarily omniscient & omnipresent. But this isn't simply the creator-god of the deists who made the world and took a permanent vacation. No, apparently all those repressed religious zealots had it right. This feller's express purpose in existing is to poke his nose into EVERYBODY'S damn business all the time. In order for him to fulfill this function, he has to have enormous intellectual capacities on a scale to dwarf our own in much the same degree as the universe dwarfs our bodies. As such, he is vastly beyond any ability you have to comprehend him. You can't possibly understand him, and he exists only to witness & judge, so it's very likely you've angered him already.

But he loves you! (Any Carlin fans in the house? 😂)

Orr, I'm RI stock, but close enough. I think you're right about the year. It was the Ellsbury breakout year. Then he went to the Yankees as a free agent and became irrelevant in short order. 😂


I wish that Jacoby Ellsbury turned into a complete bum after dumping the Sox for the Evil Empire. Oh wait, he already did.

Speak of getting what you deserve!
Title: Re: Jerky Genie Game
Post by: Orrscores on Mar 19, 2019, 04:18 PM
I'm in the River if you know what I mean...I work in RI...small world


Your wish has already been granted as you stated...so I'll wish for the Boston Bruins to win Lord Stanley's Cup this year and in other years to come.
Title: Re: Jerky Genie Game
Post by: MikeCT1020 on Mar 19, 2019, 06:59 PM
Your wish is granted. The Bruins will win the Stanley Cup this year, but as a result of doing business with the devil, all their games for the next 5 years will be blacked out and replaced with Montreal Canadians highlights.

I wish my poop didn’t smell as bad.
Title: Re: Jerky Genie Game
Post by: Artist formerly known as Crows Nest on Mar 19, 2019, 07:21 PM
Granted you poop smells like roses, unfortunately that isn’t rocks that orrscores is throwing now... 😫


I wish people enjoyed themselves more 🙂
Title: Re: Jerky Genie Game
Post by: DeepMindAlphaZero on Mar 20, 2019, 02:43 AM
Granted you poop smells like roses, unfortunately that isn’t rocks that orrscores is throwing now... 😫


I wish people enjoyed themselves more 🙂


People now enjoy themselves 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000002% this is double what Jerky Genie usually gives since he was wished to be nicer.


For example, this forum gets 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000002% more attention and Fritz gets 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000002% more ad revenue.
I wish that T-Series would have 10,000,000 more subscribers than PewDiePie
Title: Re: Jerky Genie Game
Post by: Orrscores on Mar 20, 2019, 03:14 AM
Banned because...SAY WHAAAAT??? o wrong game!!

I wish I knew what the hell DMAZ is talking about.
Title: Re: Jerky Genie Game
Post by: MikeCT1020 on Mar 20, 2019, 09:36 AM
Granted, you now know what DMAZ was talking about. Now, unfortunately, you can never unlearn the sick, twisted thoughts he has.

I wish I played for the Boston Red Sox.
Title: Re: Jerky Genie Game
Post by: Artist formerly known as Crows Nest on Mar 20, 2019, 10:31 AM
Granted, you are now first on the Boston Red Sox roster for every game. Results go downhill and no one understands why you keep getting a game. Fans are not kind and take corrective action. Life is not good but hey you are still getting picked from your hospital bed but because you can’t physically get there then they fine you increasing amounts and having to forfeit games. Hey you see where this is going...

I wish I didn’t enjoy this game so much, I am a bad bad person.
Title: Re: Jerky Genie Game
Post by: Orrscores on Mar 20, 2019, 06:26 PM
Ok so now you absolutely hate this game with a passion so you never play again....unfortunately you'll never see all the wishes from all the hot chicks wishing they could be you ummm    play toys!!!!

I wish for better health.
Title: Re: Jerky Genie Game
Post by: DeepMindAlphaZero on Mar 21, 2019, 12:10 AM
Granted. You become so obsessed with fitness that you cant focus on ANYTHING but working out and eating just enough to survive. (I'll admit I was stumped for awhile).


I wish for the ability to know the weaknesses of my enemies.
Title: Re: Jerky Genie Game
Post by: Yallik on Mar 22, 2019, 01:58 AM
Wish granted, you now know all your enemies' weaknesses. Unfortunately, this results in you feeling only sympathy & sadness for them, as you now understand all their deepest fears & pains. You end up being the asshole, and you can't even view your enemies as enemies anymore.

Something about my dinner seems to be disagreeing with me. I wish I didn't feel like I was being kicked in the stomach right now ...

Title: Re: Jerky Genie Game
Post by: DeepMindAlphaZero on Mar 22, 2019, 10:26 PM
Something about my dinner seems to be disagreeing with me. I wish I didn't feel like I was being kicked in the stomach right now ...


The pain keeps on intensifying so much that you start to wish you felt like someone was kicking you in the stomach.


I wish I could unlock Spike in brawl stars.
Title: Re: Jerky Genie Game
Post by: MikeCT1020 on Mar 23, 2019, 01:52 PM
Granted. You unlock Spike, but he is furious about being locked up for so long that he comes after the first person he sees, that being you, and drives a spike through your brain.


I wish this damn flu I have would go away.
Title: Re: Jerky Genie Game
Post by: TheBro88 on Mar 24, 2019, 07:46 PM
Granted. All the flu bugs leave you and begin to attack all those around you. You become a very unpopular man. Fortunately everyone’s too sick to really do anything about it.

In all seriousness, hope you’re feeling better. The flu sucks.

I wish for Warships to come soon and be awesome.
Title: Re: Jerky Genie Game
Post by: DeepMindAlphaZero on Mar 25, 2019, 11:20 AM
soon....... Oh big mistake. The dev team keeps on saying soon for 5 years, finally releases the update with only the few on this forum left and though awesome, only lasts for an hour since BB is out of money.


I wish for the ability to see into the future without any drawbacks.
Title: Re: Jerky Genie Game
Post by: MikeCT1020 on Mar 25, 2019, 07:23 PM
Granted, you can see into the future. But since you can’t see the drawbacks of things, you make decisions based only on things going right. When things do go wrong, you are completely unprepared and can not handle the situation. Since things almost never go perfect, more often than not you wind up in the hospital needing surgery. Before your 30th birthday you are in worse physical shape than men 3x your age and Orr.

I wish my farts didn’t have lumps.
Title: Re: Jerky Genie Game
Post by: Orrscores on Mar 25, 2019, 11:36 PM
Granted..your farts don't have lumps..cuz you can no longer fart. Your flatulence now builds up until you look like Veruca Salt from Willy Wonka..eventually you spring a leak and shoot across your house like a deflating balloon. This is now a vicious cycle that's continues for the rest of your life.


Edit: it was Violet that turned violet and blew up like a ballon...not Veruca...( thanks Mike)

I wish Reddit wasn't loaded with idiots like the one I encountered today.
Title: Re: Jerky Genie Game
Post by: DeepMindAlphaZero on Mar 26, 2019, 10:24 AM
I wish Reddit wasn't loaded with idiots like the one I encountered today.
(My feelings too, but....)
Everyone else on Reddit now has an IQ of 200 and belittles anyone of lower IQ.


I wish for Leon from Brawl Stars to have his old statistics from his release again.
Title: Re: Jerky Genie Game
Post by: MikeCT1020 on Mar 26, 2019, 08:45 PM
Granted, Leon has his old stats but everyone else's stats change and the game is thrown into an unbalanced chaos.


I wish I could have a 3some with 2 zookas.
Title: Re: Jerky Genie Game
Post by: Orrscores on Mar 28, 2019, 07:57 PM
Granted...Unfortunatly it's with actual bazookas...you junk gets jammed In the cocking mechanism and you to be to ER to have it taken out...just so happens they are filming a live ER show and now your on national tv you sick bastard!!!

I wish they would add exploding raindeer poop carpet bomb airstikes to the Christmas Mega Crab!! Wouldn't that be fun😀
Title: Re: Jerky Genie Game
Post by: Yallik on Mar 29, 2019, 05:37 AM
... I don't even have a single smartass thing to say about that. It's hilarious and it just needs to happen. 😍

So I lose the game, I guess?

Okay, I also wish for Orr's reindeer-poop-barrages on a Christmas Mega Crab. What say you to that, you twisted bastids?
Title: Re: Jerky Genie Game
Post by: Artist formerly known as Crows Nest on Mar 29, 2019, 09:09 AM
Granted, you get your reindeer poop barrages for the Christmas mega crab, supercell realises how right you are and change mega crab format so that you can do no other part of the game until you beat mega crab completely...yes there is a last level but no one ever finds it as it seems there is also a limit to how much fun reindeer poop can be.

I wish my back left tyre wasn’t flat (yeah yeah too easy but heartfelt) 🤪
Title: Re: Jerky Genie Game
Post by: MikeCT1020 on Mar 29, 2019, 05:59 PM
Granted, your back left tire isn’t flat anymore as you no longer have a back left tire. You’re driving on the rim and sparks are flying everywhere. A cop sees you and pulls you over and arrests you. After he throws your ass in jail, your new cell mate thinks you’re very attractive. Since he’s 6’ 8” and 300 lbs there’s not much you can do about it.

I wish yallik would do a video calling for reindeer poop carpet bombs.
Title: Re: Jerky Genie Game
Post by: TheBro88 on Mar 29, 2019, 07:57 PM
Granted. Yallik creates a video calling for exploding reindeer poop carpet bomb air strikes and invites you to do a CM appearance and interview. It turns out, however, that Yallik had actually created an exploding reindeer poop carpet bomb air strike and needed a victim. You have to face the terrible consequences of being exploding reindeer poop carpet bomb air striked. Fortunately it’s all caught on video and SC loves it so much that we get exploding reindeer poop carpet bomb air strikes in the Christmas Mega Crab! Way to take one for the team!

I wish NickAtNyte would start filming some BB stuff again once Warships is out.
Title: Re: Jerky Genie Game
Post by: Yallik on Mar 30, 2019, 01:30 AM
Your wish is granted. NickAtNyte starts making Boom videos again.

They still suck, remaining utterly devoid of ANY good strategic content. 😂😂

I wish I were a lot better with creating editing graphics & audio stuff.

Title: Re: Jerky Genie Game
Post by: MikeCT1020 on Mar 30, 2019, 05:12 PM
Granted, you’re better at creating graphics and audio. While working on a reindeer poop carpet bomb video I show up still covered in the stuff from your little “prank”. I start stinking up the place so bad you run out. This gives me the perfect chance to hide little balls of the stuff all over the place that you will never find without tracking them all down with your nose. BTW, I really want to see you do a video about this and post it on reddit. Those humorless suckers will probably believe it.

I wish I had a naked, attractive, 25 year old blonde female human with me right now.
Title: Re: Jerky Genie Game
Post by: Artist formerly known as Crows Nest on Mar 30, 2019, 05:25 PM
Granted, you are arrested for murder, she is dead 👻

I wish it was April 10th 2019
Title: Re: Jerky Genie Game
Post by: DeepMindAlphaZero on Mar 31, 2019, 12:11 AM
Granted, but the Devs needed the time lost to finish Warship stuff, so the released date was delayed again.


I wish to unlock Gene from Brawlstars!
Title: Re: Jerky Genie Game
Post by: MikeCT1020 on Apr 01, 2019, 11:59 PM
Granted, you unlock Gene from Brawls Stars, and he beats the crap out of you.

I wish DMAZ would play more Boom Beach and less Brawl Stars.
Title: Re: Jerky Genie Game
Post by: DeepMindAlphaZero on Apr 02, 2019, 02:22 PM
Granted: DMAZ is a super hyped up Boom Beach finactic who has never played Brawlstars. Meanwhile, I am DeepMindAlphaZero who got bored wating for Warships, so I started playing CR and BS.


I wish for an infinite amount of diamonds in my boom beach account
Title: Re: Jerky Genie Game
Post by: TheBro88 on Apr 02, 2019, 03:32 PM
Why, you greedy b...oomer! Yes, you’re a greedy boomer!

Fine, you get unlimited diamonds. From a suspicious anonymous source. SC finds out and bans your account. You desperately want to play Warships, but have to start over with a new account.

I wish I had some tasty, edible, normal bacon and eggs with a hot cup of coffee sitting in front of me right now.
Title: Re: Jerky Genie Game
Post by: Artist formerly known as Crows Nest on Apr 02, 2019, 04:03 PM
Granted you have the tastiest bacon and eggs with a hot cup of coffee. Unfortunately the scale is out of whack. It is a giant cup at superheated temperatures containing your normal portion of coffee that covers your lovely tasty normal bacon and eggs. Probably burned to a crisp now but you don’t dare find out. Does smell good though... maybe ask for a cup of hot coffee next time but tbh still probably won’t end well 🤪

I wish politicians had to live the lives of their poorest constituents for one year before taking office.
Title: Re: Jerky Genie Game
Post by: DeepMindAlphaZero on Apr 02, 2019, 04:10 PM
Everyone who has a lower net worth than the politicians are no longer able to vote.


I wish for the option to nuke enemy bases in the Supercell Video Game, Boom Beach, completely destroying their base and account. 😈
Title: Re: Jerky Genie Game
Post by: DeepMindAlphaZero on Apr 02, 2019, 11:16 PM
Where is that delete button?
Title: Re: Jerky Genie Game
Post by: Yallik on Apr 03, 2019, 04:06 AM
Granted. The game now offers a nuke button when you click on a PvP base. It doesn't destroy the account, but it grants the same chance of rewards & intel without any corresponding VP point gain. Ops players are gaga for this feature and breathe a collective sigh of relief. However, that means most of them no longer need ER, since they only log in a couple times a day. The game becomes unprofitable and SC shitcans BB in a year and a half.

I wish we could do something like the equivalent of a Friendly Challenge against the top 5 players in the world anytime we wanted. 😍

Title: Re: Jerky Genie Game
Post by: MikeCT1020 on Apr 04, 2019, 12:38 AM
Granted, but with the amount of ice being flung around this causes the entire planet to be plunged into a new ice age. Even at the equator the temperature is below freezing.

I wish Yallik would challenge another Boom Tuber to a match of Warships where the loser had to make a video calling for flying reindeer poop carpet bombs to become a gunboat ability and post the video on their channel. 
Title: Re: Jerky Genie Game
Post by: DeepMindAlphaZero on Apr 04, 2019, 11:52 AM
You make a Youtube channel to accept the challenge, but it turns out Yallik is a pro. I almost wonder if you did this on purpose 😂


I wish for a refund since the jerky genie never gave me ant delete button (I am still here).
Title: Re: Jerky Genie Game
Post by: Artist formerly known as Crows Nest on Apr 04, 2019, 11:59 AM
Granted, but in the name of good customers service (👀 Supercell) you get your refund 💰 and your ant 🐜 delete button. Your obsessive nature (don’t say you don’t have one, we play boom beach after all 🤪) prevents you from enjoying your refund as there are just soooo many ants in the world that must be deleted...

I wish I had more focus to get things done.
Title: Re: Jerky Genie Game
Post by: TheBro88 on Apr 04, 2019, 04:36 PM

https://youtu.be/pgwr9r36zIU

Alright, you are now as productive as this guy👆 getting things done just bing bing bing. Depressingly that level of productivity comes with that wonderful hair.

I wish for the school year to be over. Not that I don’t enjoy it, but boy it feels long.
Title: Re: Jerky Genie Game
Post by: MikeCT1020 on Apr 04, 2019, 05:23 PM
Granted, the school year is over but now you have to get a job. You wish you were still in school. Bwaaaa haa haa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

I wish for I was on vacation.
Title: Re: Jerky Genie Game
Post by: Thespy on Apr 04, 2019, 05:52 PM
Granted, the school year is over but now you have to get a job. You wish you were still in school. Bwaaaa haa haa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

I wish for I was on vacation.
Wish granted.
A vacation on "this island will annoy you so much that youll die" Island.


I wish for Painless Death.
Title: Re: Jerky Genie Game
Post by: DeepMindAlphaZero on Apr 04, 2019, 06:41 PM
You are given some non-lethal painkillers and a bottle of Blair's MegaDeath Sauce.


I wish I could think of a good wish
Title: Re: Jerky Genie Game
Post by: Thespy on Apr 04, 2019, 06:47 PM
Wish granted.
But you can only think of the word "good wish"


I wish that more Pepole liked warships.
Title: Re: Jerky Genie Game
Post by: DeepMindAlphaZero on Apr 05, 2019, 01:26 AM
Sure, more Pepole love warships while alot of people think it's trash.


I wish for the ability to ride a chicken like a normal person rides a horse.
Title: Re: Jerky Genie Game
Post by: Thespy on Apr 05, 2019, 01:34 AM
Wish granted.
But it kicks you off every time you get on it.




I wish somebody looked through my blackguard bases.
Title: Re: Jerky Genie Game
Post by: Artist formerly known as Crows Nest on Apr 05, 2019, 01:36 AM
Granted but why? To ride a chicken as if it was a horse means you need to be smaller than a chicken to be supported. Chickens are simple flock creatures and everything gets pecked as food and every chicken wants what another chicken has,  you don’t last long, very bloody...

I wish autocorrect was a malicious ai


Edit oops beaten to the punch...🤪


Granted everyone looks at your blackguard bases and loves them so much that Warships falls flat and no one plays it. Supercell sulks and just deletes boom beach.


Okay now I wish autocorrect was a malicious ai...


Edit again... okay this just got messy 🤪
Title: Re: Jerky Genie Game
Post by: MikeCT1020 on Apr 05, 2019, 01:36 AM
Granted, but now you’re only 9 inches tall.

I wish I could bench press 500 pounds.
Title: Re: Jerky Genie Game
Post by: DeepMindAlphaZero on Apr 05, 2019, 01:40 AM
You were transformed into a werewolf while bench pressing 500 lb silver weights.


I wish for some new socks
Title: Re: Jerky Genie Game
Post by: Artist formerly known as Crows Nest on Apr 05, 2019, 01:55 AM
Grrrr you get your socks they are itchy and horrible, you don’t like them 😡🙂

Now I wish for my AUTOCORRECT MALICIOUS AI ahh forget it just get me a beer 🤪
Title: Re: Jerky Genie Game
Post by: Yallik on Apr 05, 2019, 04:49 AM
Your wish is granted because I'm pretty sure my auto-correct REALLY IS a malicious AI. I try to write something, pause to look back at what I just said, and sometimes even I couldn't tell you what I was originally trying to say, based on the words on the screen. I swear the thing is fucking with me.

Talk-to-text is every bit as bad. Between the two of them, I can't decide which I hate more. It's like the damn phone is possessed.

I wish I could summit Mt Everest on its clearest day. From there, I'm pretty sure my death will be an easy thing for you twisted bastards to arrange. But I wish I had that view once.
Title: Re: Jerky Genie Game
Post by: Thespy on Apr 05, 2019, 10:12 AM
Your wish is granted because I'm pretty sure my auto-correct REALLY IS a malicious AI. I try to write something, pause to look back at what I just said, and sometimes even I couldn't tell you what I was originally trying to say, based on the words on the screen. I swear the thing is fucking with me.

Talk-to-text is every bit as bad. Between the two of them, I can't decide which I hate more. It's like the damn phone is possessed.

I wish I could summit Mt Everest on its clearest day. From there, I'm pretty sure my death will be an easy thing for you twisted bastards to arrange. But I wish I had that view once.
Wish granted.
You get a mt. Everest photo.
Thrown at your eyes.

I wish that somebody would look through my blackguard bases.
Title: Re: Jerky Genie Game
Post by: DeepMindAlphaZero on Apr 05, 2019, 11:19 AM
Granted. A moderator or staff member looks through your bases and decides to delete them since they are having a bad day.


I wish for infinite trader tickets from the game Boom Beach.
Title: Re: Jerky Genie Game
Post by: Thespy on Apr 05, 2019, 03:42 PM
Wish granted. But supercell bans you from the game.



I wish for 1 more wish.
Title: Re: Jerky Genie Game
Post by: Yallik on Apr 06, 2019, 01:04 AM
No way, Thespy! I got gypped. I said I wanted to SUMMIT Mt Everest.

You can't just throw some shitty picture at me. I get to BE THERE.

Then, do what you will. 😘
Title: Re: Jerky Genie Game
Post by: Artist formerly known as Crows Nest on Apr 06, 2019, 02:13 AM
Thespy was doing you a favour but hey no worries...you summit Everest but it is foggy and you only see the picture thrown at you of what it should look like at the last second as you take off your goggles to demist them. Blinded you are guided down to safety and spend the rest of your life bitter at missing the launch of what turns out to be the greatest update to a game ever, warships (summit window is same time) and can no longer see to play.

I wish I could fly way up to the sky but I can’t, you can, I can’t.
Title: Re: Jerky Genie Game
Post by: Yallik on Apr 06, 2019, 06:49 AM
I also specified its clearest day.

You fuckers are gonna grant me my view from heaven, goddammit. Kill me after.
Title: Re: Jerky Genie Game
Post by: Artist formerly known as Crows Nest on Apr 06, 2019, 08:48 AM
Geez you are hard work 🤪🙂
Granted you summit Mt Everest on its clearest day for the most magnificent view. Okay options if you got the sliding block down then you realise that nothing will ever beat this and you throw yourself off, dying happy. If you didn’t get sliding block then you regret everything you did before this moment and throw yourself off, dying unhappily.

I wish I didn’t go to bed early and don’t know what yallik did on sliding block and forgot about imitation game


Edit oh Yallik, poor Yallik 🙁 it would be an amazing view though. Have you seen the film Everest? Beautiful. I can’t wait to see Free Solo
Title: Re: Jerky Genie Game
Post by: Thespy on Apr 06, 2019, 10:42 AM
 
Geez you are hard work 🤪🙂
Granted you summit Mt Everest on its clearest day for the most magnificent view. Okay options if you got the sliding block down then you realise that nothing will ever beat this and you throw yourself off, dying happy. If you didn’t get sliding block then you regret everything you did before this moment and throw yourself off, dying unhappily.

I wish I didn’t go to bed early and don’t know what yallik did on sliding block and forgot about imitation game


Edit oh Yallik, poor Yallik 🙁 it would be an amazing view though. Have you seen the film Everest? Beautiful. I can’t wait to see Free Solo
Wish granted.
But I don't know what your talking about.
So here's a banana named Yallik.


I wish for a computer that's not Intel.
Title: Re: Jerky Genie Game
Post by: Artist formerly known as Crows Nest on Apr 06, 2019, 11:25 AM
Have you unlocked and defeated Hammerman  base 30? If so then you get a new event on a Friday called imitation game.
Sliding block is an operation base.

Granted you have a zx80, enjoy.

I wish thespy can experience the joys and despair of operations.
Title: Re: Jerky Genie Game
Post by: Thespy on Apr 06, 2019, 01:42 PM
Wish denied.
Nobody will join Melon Force.  :(


I wish that boom beach lasts forever.
Title: Re: Jerky Genie Game
Post by: Yallik on Apr 06, 2019, 02:38 PM
Granted, BB will now last forever? Alas, YOU will not.

Luckily, you're prepared for the inevitable. You teach your children and grandchildren how to play so that they too can enjoy the wonderful tragicomedy that is Boom Beach. Circle of life, yadda yadda.

I wish I had a 3 (chicken) egg omelette and a bloody Mary (the cocktail, you sickos) for breakfast right now.
Title: Re: Jerky Genie Game
Post by: Thespy on Apr 06, 2019, 02:55 PM
Wish granted.
But it's just a photo.



I wish that Pepole would post more.
Title: Re: Jerky Genie Game
Post by: MikeCT1020 on Apr 06, 2019, 09:18 PM
Granted, people post more but it’s all spam. You are made a mod and forced to clean all of it up.

I wish I had a dog.
Title: Re: Jerky Genie Game
Post by: Thespy on Apr 06, 2019, 09:23 PM
Wish granted.
But it runs away forever.



I wish Pepole were online more.
Title: Re: Jerky Genie Game
Post by: MikeCT1020 on Apr 07, 2019, 04:22 PM
Granted, there are now so many people online that it crashes the whole internet.

I wish I had a dog that won’t run away.
Title: Re: Jerky Genie Game
Post by: Thespy on Apr 07, 2019, 08:37 PM
Wish granted. Here's a dead dog.


I wish for an game that was cancelled to be worked on again.
Title: Re: Jerky Genie Game
Post by: MikeCT1020 on Apr 08, 2019, 04:43 PM
Granted, but it’s a game for the old Atari 2600 system and no one cares.

I wish I had a live, healthy dog with no physical problems that won’t run away.
Title: Re: Jerky Genie Game
Post by: Thespy on Apr 08, 2019, 04:52 PM
Wish granted. Here is a dog. In a box. Without holes. And will die in 1 nano second.
Atleast it lived longer.

I wish for a certain game to be popular.
Title: Re: Jerky Genie Game
Post by: MikeCT1020 on Apr 08, 2019, 05:00 PM
Granted, the fame is popular. In fact it becomes so popular the servers always crash.

I wish someone would join a TF with 236 intel but only 1 level 25 member.
Title: Re: Jerky Genie Game
Post by: Thespy on Apr 08, 2019, 05:02 PM
Wish granted.
But leaves just as he joined.



I wish for a game of MY Choice To Be Famous(aka popular)
Title: Re: Jerky Genie Game
Post by: DeepMindAlphaZero on Apr 09, 2019, 11:44 AM
There is this cool new game called 'MY choice'. It is famous and popular, because the rules are there are no rules (though that isn't a valid excuse in court).


I wish that Boom Beach had an easier Hero token upgrade system.
Title: Re: Jerky Genie Game
Post by: Thespy on Apr 09, 2019, 11:52 AM
Wish granted.
But you don't get tokens now.




I wish warships weren't delayed.
Title: Re: Jerky Genie Game
Post by: MikeCT1020 on Apr 09, 2019, 01:31 PM
Granted, Warships will be released tomorrow as initially promised, but there are so many bugs the even MinionsWeb quits keeping track of them.

I wish the make up gift from the trader was 1000 trader tickets.
Title: Re: Jerky Genie Game
Post by: Yallik on Apr 09, 2019, 02:47 PM
Granted, the dumb Trader gift is 1000 tickets. Unfortunately, because it could have been something ACTUALLY cool like a new hero. But sure, we'll take the tickets. 🖕🤣🤔😘

I wish my car weren't costing me a grand this week.
Title: Re: Jerky Genie Game
Post by: MikeCT1020 on Apr 09, 2019, 03:08 PM
Wish granted. Now it’s going to cost you 3 grand and a new problem is going to be created.

I wish I could stop laughing about the wish that was just granted.
Title: Re: Jerky Genie Game
Post by: Thespy on Apr 09, 2019, 04:35 PM
Wish granted.
You have no mouth and tongue. So you can't speak.



I wish there was no such thing as a bug.
Title: Re: Jerky Genie Game
Post by: MikeCT1020 on Apr 10, 2019, 11:07 AM
Wish granted, but now every animal out there that eats bugs goes extinct. Then every animal that eats them goes extinct. Congrats, you just caused a mass extinction.

I wish I had $1,000,000,000.
Title: Re: Jerky Genie Game
Post by: Yallik on Apr 10, 2019, 12:05 PM
Congratulations, you HAD $1,000,000,000 deposited into your bank account overnight. In error, the bank mixed up your routing information with that of a Saudi prince. Obviously, they correct this mistake right away. But you still have the ability to log in to your banking app, check your transaction activity, and see the mistaken transaction which allows you to say truly that, if only for a few moments, you really HAD $1,000,000,000.

Easy come easy go, right?

I wish I didn't have to go to work today. Pretty sure this one is gonna leave me living under a bridge, but that's my wish right now. 🤣
Title: Re: Jerky Genie Game
Post by: Thespy on Apr 10, 2019, 04:04 PM
Wish granted.
You Live under a photo of a house.
Beacuse you couldn't pay your taxes.



I wish that I had more time.
Title: Re: Jerky Genie Game
Post by: Artist formerly known as Crows Nest on Apr 10, 2019, 04:24 PM
Granted you have all the time in the world in prison...solitary... 😱

I wish I knew why thespy has an obsession about photographs 🤪
Title: Re: Jerky Genie Game
Post by: Thespy on Apr 10, 2019, 04:46 PM
Wish granted.
Now you wish you didn't wish for that.



I wish for boom beach to not be called a "ripoff of clash of clans"
Title: Re: Jerky Genie Game
Post by: MikeCT1020 on Apr 10, 2019, 11:17 PM
Granted, it is not longer called a rip off of clash of clans. It is now known as a game that can’t get an update out.

I wish I knew then what I know now.
Title: Re: Jerky Genie Game
Post by: Thespy on Apr 10, 2019, 11:27 PM
Wish granted.
But your memory (in your brain) is full.




I wish that there wasn't such thing as a bug. But this time the ones in the games.
Title: Re: Jerky Genie Game
Post by: DeepMindAlphaZero on Apr 11, 2019, 03:45 AM
All the insects in every video game disappear without a trace.


I wish for a new hero in Boom Beach
Title: Re: Jerky Genie Game
Post by: MikeCT1020 on Apr 11, 2019, 11:24 AM
Granted, you are the new hero in Boom Beach. Your passive ability is getting anally probed. Your abilities are super flatulence that only you can smell, explosive diarrhea, and the inability to hold urine. Sadly, you don’t get used much.

I wish I was the brutal dictator of a 3rd world nation who uses fear and the threat of brutal executions to maintain power.
Title: Re: Jerky Genie Game
Post by: Thespy on Apr 11, 2019, 03:37 PM
Wish granted.
"I" is now that what you said. You better run. He is gonna hunt ya.

I wish for a banana Named banana.
Title: Re: Jerky Genie Game
Post by: Artist formerly known as Crows Nest on Apr 11, 2019, 06:06 PM
Granted, you now have a photograph of a banana with the word banana written on it. It is thrown at you by the dictator I and takes out your eye, causing you to stumble into a pit of bugs, luckily the bugs were photos of bugs but the spikes underneath the photos were real...

I wish i had a new iPad cos I want one
Title: Re: Jerky Genie Game
Post by: Thespy on Apr 11, 2019, 06:50 PM
Wish granted.
But you are homeless and bankrupt.



I wish  to have more ideas for wishes.
Title: Re: Jerky Genie Game
Post by: DeepMindAlphaZero on Apr 11, 2019, 11:13 PM
You think perfect wishes to fool the smartest of Genies in every way. Unfortunately, you don't get any more wishes and are left in frustration as everyone else makes their foolish wishes.


I wish for mod status on this forums (now I am asking for it XD ).





Title: Re: Jerky Genie Game
Post by: Artist formerly known as Crows Nest on Apr 11, 2019, 11:35 PM
Granted you get mod status, poor you 🤪

I wish the op room was busier on telegram
Title: Re: Jerky Genie Game
Post by: DeepMindAlphaZero on Apr 12, 2019, 01:16 AM
The operation room (OP) was given a bunch of telegrams. Due to doctors and nurses being busier than normal, operations go bad and countless lives are ruined.


I wish for fish
Title: Re: Jerky Genie Game
Post by: Thespy on Apr 12, 2019, 03:55 PM
Wish granted.
Here's a fish. Called a "shark" have fun.


I wish nobody was dumb.
Title: Re: Jerky Genie Game
Post by: Yallik on Apr 12, 2019, 06:23 PM
Granted. My mate Nobody is a spectacular AZ player, definitely my better. He's on at least two LB TF's. Except now he's dumb and only uses TMed, even on ops. So now all the guys (and one girl) from Infamous Nine and Five Blue Lines hate you. Since a few of us have a big online presence, you quickly become notorious as a jinx. Ostracized, you quit BB and end up playing Hay Day. 🤣

I wish I didn't have nearly as much fun playing this game. The fact that I do is prolly a commentary on my character!
Title: Re: Jerky Genie Game
Post by: DeepMindAlphaZero on Apr 12, 2019, 07:23 PM
Lol I feel the same.


Granted: You dislike playing this much so much that just reading this comment is making you feek I'll to your stomach. It also dosent help that Jerky Genie threw in a free can of baked beans a box of fiber one (courtesy of liking this game).


I wish that lent would never end. I want to go to eat fish every Friday.
Title: Re: Jerky Genie Game
Post by: Thespy on Apr 17, 2019, 07:26 PM
Wish granted.
You eat too much fish and you choke.


I wish nobody hated boom beach.
Title: Re: Jerky Genie Game
Post by: Artist formerly known as Crows Nest on Apr 18, 2019, 11:16 AM
Granted nobody hates boom beach but he is dumb so meh

I wish for Warships to be a big success soon
Title: Re: Jerky Genie Game
Post by: Yallik on Apr 18, 2019, 12:29 PM
Granted. Warships becomes a huge success a month or two from now. But it's Supercell, so you KNOW there'll be a bunch of bugs along the way. Some will merely be annoying. Some will break the game. It's frustrating, but it's par for the course. C'est la vie.


Speaking of life, I wish life would let things be a little easier from time to time. Why does everything have to be a constant pain in the balls?!




Title: Re: Jerky Genie Game
Post by: Artist formerly known as Crows Nest on Apr 18, 2019, 12:33 PM
Granted your life gets much easier as a eunuch.

I wish you had more boom beach accounts 🤪
Title: Re: Jerky Genie Game
Post by: Thespy on Apr 18, 2019, 03:37 PM
Wish granted.
The player "you" has 49 more accounts and dominates everyone.


I wish I was HQ 12
Title: Re: Jerky Genie Game
Post by: Orrscores on Apr 18, 2019, 07:25 PM
Wish granted.
The player "you" has 49 more accounts and dominates everyone.


I wish I was HQ 12

Granted...you are HQ12..now you'll regret it when your blown into oblivion by attackers every 20 minutes.

I with Super Cell would get these game bugs fixed so we can all lagitimatly enjoy the game.
Title: Re: Jerky Genie Game
Post by: Thespy on Apr 18, 2019, 11:54 PM

Eish gr4nted.
Bu7 th3 bu6s are brought h3r3
On 7h3 foru/


1 w1sh 1 could th1nk of 4 good Eish.
Title: Re: Jerky Genie Game
Post by: DeepMindAlphaZero on Apr 19, 2019, 02:04 PM
You think of the perfect wish to fool the Jerky Genie in every way, but now you are out of wishes. When you try again, you forget since you would be working with two wishes.


I wish for the Hog Rider in clash of clans to become a troop in Boom Beach
Title: Re: Jerky Genie Game
Post by: Orrscores on Apr 19, 2019, 02:55 PM
Granted...Hog Rider is now a troop in Boom Beach....however he is quickly eaten alive by all the bugs that now inhabit our beaches never to be seen again.

I wish I knew how much money Sally is getting for her sea shells she's selling by the sea shore!!😳
Title: Re: Jerky Genie Game
Post by: Artist formerly known as Crows Nest on Apr 19, 2019, 03:16 PM
Granted, nothing, none, nada. Sally was arrested for removing seashells from the seashore and all the money she scammed from the tourists was confiscated, she is now doing hard time as it was her third strike.

I wish social media was used responsibly... haha yeah I know... okay world peace is more realistic 🤪
Title: Re: Jerky Genie Game
Post by: Thespy on Apr 19, 2019, 07:00 PM
Wish granted.
But everybody stops using it.

I wish for pickles.
Title: Re: Jerky Genie Game
Post by: MikeCT1020 on Apr 21, 2019, 02:21 AM
Granted, unfortunately Pickles is the name of the wild tiger you must take care of.

Granted. Warships becomes a huge success a month or two from now. But it's Supercell, so you KNOW there'll be a bunch of bugs along the way. Some will merely be annoying. Some will break the game. It's frustrating, but it's par for the course. C'est la vie.






I wish Yallik wasn’t so clairvoyant.
Title: Re: Jerky Genie Game
Post by: Yallik on Apr 22, 2019, 01:02 PM
Wish granted, cuz he never was to begin with. But it's SC, the bugs are just expected.

This is actually better. They didn't just give us the update until they had the really game-breaking bugs under control. So the bugs we're seeing are more of the "well this is annoying" type, as opposed to the "All I want to do is play my game right now, and I literally can't even" type. But that wasn't always the case.

The bugs are just expected. Wow, my wish is that I could do my job with results as poor as the BB dev team's but that people would react as blandly as I just did -- "Oh yeah, that happens, we just expect it." 🤔🙄
Title: Re: Jerky Genie Game
Post by: MikeCT1020 on Apr 23, 2019, 11:22 AM
Granted, you can now perform as badly as the dev team did here. Unfortunately, the same applies to all your coworkers and now nothing gets done. Because of this your company goes out of business and you no longer have a job. When you go to unemployment you see that the people there wish they were held to a standard as high as the BB dev team and you never get your unemployment checks.

I wish my farts smelled like roses.
Title: Re: Jerky Genie Game
Post by: Artist formerly known as Crows Nest on Apr 23, 2019, 11:57 AM
Granted roses now smell like your farts, the world hates you.

I wish this lovely sunny weather continues but not a drought
Title: Re: Jerky Genie Game
Post by: Yallik on Apr 24, 2019, 02:21 PM
Granted, you can catch all the rays you'll ever need in the Atacama desert, where the sunshine is nearly infinite. As for drought, I don't think it's really accurate to say that there's a drought in a place where it simply never rains. Bring sunscreen!

Wing Wednesday!! I wish it were dinnertime.
Title: Re: Jerky Genie Game
Post by: Orrscores on Apr 24, 2019, 05:25 PM
Granted...its dinner time...for all these dam bugs...they eat you alive for a slow and painful death!!

I wish some forumers, I won't mention any names( Yallik and Crow) would get those entertaining QMT s going again.
Title: Re: Jerky Genie Game
Post by: MikeCT1020 on Apr 24, 2019, 11:02 PM
Granted, the QMTs get started again, but they are so entertaining that you can’t pull yourself away from them and your blueberry crop withers and goes to waste.

I wish Orr could figure out zooka pathing.
Title: Re: Jerky Genie Game
Post by: Thespy on Apr 25, 2019, 06:52 PM
Wish granted.
But he figures the pathing (the floor kind) with zooka pictures.

I wish for an actually decent game that listens to its fans.
Title: Re: Jerky Genie Game
Post by: MikeCT1020 on Apr 26, 2019, 01:36 AM
The jerky genie dies laughing.

I wish I was getting the right number of warships chests each day. 
Title: Re: Jerky Genie Game
Post by: Thespy on Apr 26, 2019, 11:02 AM
Wish granted.
But that number is -1 (you lose recources)



I wish... Hm.. Uh... For an egg.
Title: Re: Jerky Genie Game
Post by: MikeCT1020 on Apr 26, 2019, 02:39 PM
Granted, you’ve got an egg. It is an egg from a thespysaurus and you are reqhired to sit on it 24 hours a day for the next 10 years until it hatches. Once it does hatch you will be required to provide it with 30 pounds of meat a day to prevent it from going wild and eating everyone in the neighborhood.

I wish just once the boom team could put out a bug free update.
Title: Re: Jerky Genie Game
Post by: DeepMindAlphaZero on May 10, 2019, 02:28 AM
Granted, but due to the delay in this wish being granted all updates will come out about a month later than expected.




I wish for some spicy, boneless, deep-fried chicken wings
Title: Re: Jerky Genie Game
Post by: TheBro88 on May 10, 2019, 04:03 AM
Granted! A lifetime supply of chicken wings! Obviously you go way overboard eating them and deal with the most awful bloated feeling imaginable. This is quite logically followed by an incredibly unsettling hour long shift on the crapper.

I wish an Arab prince would give Orrscores a million dollars.
Title: Re: Jerky Genie Game
Post by: Yallik on May 10, 2019, 04:08 AM
First of all, WTF is a boneless wing?

I'm a purist when it comes to wings, sorry.

But whatever, it's your wish, so granted. You have a plate of spicy boneless chicken wings in front of you. Too bad this restaurant will be shutting its doors next week and they're trying to burn through their pantry before they go. Those wings will cost you hours & hours of GI distress.

I wish this buggy-ass game hadn't kicked me midst op hit tonight on a 5-man team that's pushing no-scroll after I laid down 5 perfect shocks
Title: Re: Jerky Genie Game
Post by: Yallik on May 10, 2019, 04:10 AM
Beat me to it!

Funny we both went the same direction with the wing narrative.
Title: Re: Jerky Genie Game
Post by: Artist formerly known as Crows Nest on May 10, 2019, 10:02 AM
Granted, an Arab prince gives orrscores a million dollars for no obvious reason, seems a bit weird to everyone, rumours are flying around, people he doesn’t know tell salacious stories to the papers, accusations made, most of the money goes to lawyers and the rest on drink (ah well not all bad)...


I wish my task force was full of active top level vp pushers/preppers (and Yallik 🤪) oh and me 🤣
Title: Re: Jerky Genie Game
Post by: MikeCT1020 on May 14, 2019, 02:31 AM
Granted, your TF is full of active TF prepped/pushers and Yallik. Unfortunately Yallik has been eating those boneless wings and now has nuclear farts you have to deal with.

I wish DMAZ would try the insane wings at a restaurant near my office.
Title: Re: Jerky Genie Game
Post by: TheBro88 on May 23, 2019, 04:08 AM
Granted, now DMAZ just ate the insane wings and he’s near your office. We already discussed what happens when DMAZ eats wings. So have fun with that.

I wish the Bruins would avenge the Jets and beat the Blues.
Title: Re: Jerky Genie Game
Post by: MikeCT1020 on May 24, 2019, 02:32 PM
Granted, the Bruins beat the Blues. Unfortunately OrrScores gets so excited over the Bruins winning the cup that he goes full Manbearpig and destroyed half of the state of Massachusetts.

I wish Orr would go full Manbearpig on the city of Bridgeport, CT.
Title: Re: Jerky Genie Game
Post by: DeepMindAlphaZero on May 24, 2019, 08:05 PM
Orrscores goes full Manbearpig on a map that has the words "the city of Bridgeport, CT." on it.



[/size]I wish that I could copy text here without getting a headache >:(
Title: Re: Jerky Genie Game
Post by: TheBro88 on May 25, 2019, 06:01 AM
Well, you can now copy text here without getting a headache. Still takes just as long and looks just as silly as it does now though. 🤪

I wish the Raptors would win their next five games.
Title: Re: Jerky Genie Game
Post by: Artist formerly known as Crows Nest on May 27, 2019, 10:55 PM
Granted the Raptors win their next five games and the next five and every game, no one wants to play them, no one wants to see another win, attendances fall through the floor, owners are not happy, fans are not happy, the league is not happy. The team is asked to disband and the players scatter to the winds, yes it was glorious but also the end 🙁

I wish I had better internet.
Title: Re: Jerky Genie Game
Post by: DeepMindAlphaZero on Jun 07, 2019, 09:15 PM
You have been switched to a data plan that offers a .000000001% better internet speed, but now pay twice as much.




I wish for a good prize for making this wish.
Title: Re: Jerky Genie Game
Post by: MikeCT1020 on Jun 08, 2019, 02:09 AM
Granted, your prize is you get to pay me$10,000/week for the rest of my life. You never said who you wanted the prize to be good for.

I wish DMAZ have to money to give me my prize.
Title: Re: Jerky Genie Game
Post by: Artist formerly known as Crows Nest on Jun 08, 2019, 08:15 AM
Granted you give dmaz $10,000 every week. Bank charges and travel expenses eat into the lump sum so it takes an increasing amount of effort especially when the tax man gets involved.


I wish I got 0.0000001% of the worlds taxes (tax free),hey I’m not greedy, it’s for my improved internet 🤪
Title: Re: Jerky Genie Game
Post by: DeepMindAlphaZero on Jun 14, 2019, 12:10 PM
A crimelord is about to be busted and decided to hide all of his wealth in your bank account. The secret agents of many different countries are after you and some of those agents from said counties are not very friendly.








I wish to get an "A" on all of my math tests.


Edit: Thanks Crow! Hopefully it goes well 😇
Title: Re: Jerky Genie Game
Post by: Artist formerly known as Crows Nest on Jun 14, 2019, 01:32 PM
Grrr I hate it when they hide their money in my bank account, it happens too often 🤪

Granted you get an “A” on all you maths tests unfortunately also an “F”, “I” and “L”. Seriously though good luck on your tests, hope you get good results 👍🍀

I wish I had unlimited gold in boom beach
Title: Re: Jerky Genie Game
Post by: Yallik on Jun 15, 2019, 08:04 PM
I wish I had unlimited gold in boom beach

Granted, you have all the gold you want in Boom Beach and more. You don't even know what to do with it all. Unfortunately, this is because SC can't fix the VP system so you gave up the idea of ever pushing, dropped all offensive statues, and started learning Warriors so you can tool around the archipelago like Yallik does, crushing bases all day and never worrying about stupid gold. 🤣

Let's go big picture here. I wish people didn't always have to be such predictable asshats. Seriously, live and let live, what's so hard about that?
Title: Re: Jerky Genie Game
Post by: DeepMindAlphaZero on Jun 15, 2019, 08:52 PM
Jerky Genie is feeling a bit mean today 😈. Everyone is turned into flesh eating, mindless zombies. They are both unpredictable and ruthless in nature.








I wish another company owned Boom Beach  ::)
Title: Re: Jerky Genie Game
Post by: MikeCT1020 on Jun 15, 2019, 10:59 PM
Granted, the evil DMAZ Corp now owns Boom Beach. You have to play diamonds to attack instead of gold. Resource rewards are cut in half and you have to get 3 wins and 8 ERs to get a chest in Warships.

I wish those little blue pills that OrrScores got from Mrs. OrrScores work for him.
Title: Re: Jerky Genie Game
Post by: DeepMindAlphaZero on Jun 16, 2019, 04:02 PM
The blue pills work and Orrscores is forever lost in a virtual reality.


I wish for no biotic entity to die from or due to this wish.
Title: Re: Jerky Genie Game
Post by: Artist formerly known as Crows Nest on Jun 16, 2019, 07:01 PM
Granted, you killed bambi!!!! There is a special place reserved for you... 👿

I wish it was Elsa from frozen you killed, I can’t believe you killed bambi!!!!
Title: Re: Jerky Genie Game
Post by: MikeCT1020 on Jun 17, 2019, 07:51 PM
Granted, Orr killed Elsa. Now Old Man Winter is pissed and he covers the whole world with 20 feet of snow and to make sure it never goes away the temperate will never rise above -40 degrees.

I wish I had a dollar for every time someone complained that matchmaking in Boom Beach was unfair.
Title: Re: Jerky Genie Game
Post by: DeepMindAlphaZero on Jun 18, 2019, 12:28 AM
You have one dollar of monopoly money for every time anyone complained about the matchmaking system stuffed into your car.




I wish for the ability to design new and amazing pieces of art of my choice whenever I want.
Title: Re: Jerky Genie Game
Post by: Artist formerly known as Crows Nest on Jun 18, 2019, 12:41 AM
Granted you design pieces of art that are new, innovative and amazing, unfortunately you are ahead of your time like all the greats and no one else likes or appreciates them and you live your life in destitution. Now if only that space superhighway didn’t require the demolition of the earth (but hey the plans were at alpha centuri for decades) and destroyed your brilliance (along with humanity) before it was recognised.

I wish I produced the Monopoly money required for mikes wish, I would be raking it in 🙂

Title: Re: Jerky Genie Game
Post by: DeepMindAlphaZero on Jun 18, 2019, 12:47 AM
You are making minimum wage at a factory that produces monopoly money. When you aren't cleaning the toilet after that big guy enjoys a load off, you are making the monopoly money. In addition, you have to ship all of the money over to Mike's car by 1/2 a bicycle.




I wish for whatever the next wish is.
Title: Re: Jerky Genie Game
Post by: Artist formerly known as Crows Nest on Jun 18, 2019, 01:08 AM
Minimum wage? Awesome a promotion at last 🤪 and I always wanted a unicycle 🙂

Granted

I wish you had the toilet cleaning (imagine the new and amazing art in that) bit of my monopoly job which apart from that is pretty cool 😉
Title: Re: Jerky Genie Game
Post by: DeepMindAlphaZero on Jun 19, 2019, 03:23 AM
Granted.


Unfortunately all of your hard work cleaning the toilets was about to be rewarded with a huge promotion and massive pay raise. I get all the credit for a days worth of work and you get another demotion/pay cut for doing 1/2 of the work now.




I wish for the ability to sense any dangerous situation 1 minute before it is too late to prevent the incident.
Title: Re: Jerky Genie Game
Post by: Orrscores on Jun 19, 2019, 03:12 PM
Granted....you are alerted 1 minute before a very dangerous situation...the worse explosive diarea you've ever had ...Unfortunatly you're 3 minutes from the closest bathroom...poor guy😕

I wish us all to have a safe and fun summer!! We all deserve it.
Title: Re: Jerky Genie Game
Post by: Yallik on Jun 19, 2019, 11:28 PM
I wish us all to have a safe and fun summer!! We all deserve it.

Nope, not gonna be the jackass to wreck this one. 🤣👍



Title: Re: Jerky Genie Game
Post by: Artist formerly known as Crows Nest on Jun 20, 2019, 12:41 AM
Nooo it is what he wants 🤪😱 it has to be twisted or the genie will destroy us all... too late we all have a safe and fun summer as we all deserve it but going forward the genie ensures that only those who are truely deserving will be safe and having fun and he is one twisted and petty genie. Queue charlton Heston and Statue of Liberty moment...

I wish people could read minds all the time

Title: Re: Jerky Genie Game
Post by: MikeCT1020 on Jun 20, 2019, 06:01 PM
Granted, people can now read minds all the time. Since this means you can now read minds, you now know what others really think of you and man do they hate you. And since they can read your mind, they also know that you’re the one who has been slipping them laxatives and causing others to have explosive diarrhea.

I wish Orr had explosive diarrhea.
Title: Re: Jerky Genie Game
Post by: Orrscores on Jun 24, 2019, 07:56 PM
Granted...I have explosive diarrhea...Unfortunatly for you I'm swinging on the ceiling fan right over your bed....I'm like Picasso I must say!!😂

I wish Mikes cleaning lady doesn't quit when she sees that masterpiece!
Title: Re: Jerky Genie Game
Post by: MikeCT1020 on Jun 24, 2019, 08:12 PM
Granted, she doesn’t quit but I get hit with such a huge cleaning bill that I can no longer afford IT on all my accounts and I will no longer be able to instantly switch troops and kill bases in the 10 man TF I have my 3rd account in.

I wish Yallik told Rick C what he really thought during the Discord chat the other day. Yallik is now my hero. YALLIK YALLIK YALLIK.

Boom Beach needs to add Yallik as a hero. His ability will be putting Rick C in his place.
Title: Re: Jerky Genie Game
Post by: TheBro88 on Jun 25, 2019, 04:00 AM
Granted, she doesn’t quit but I get hit with such a huge cleaning bill that I can no longer afford IT on all my accounts and I will no longer be able to instantly switch troops and kill bases in the 10 man TF I have my 3rd account in.

I wish Yallik told Rick C what he really thought during the Discord chat the other day. Yallik is now my hero. YALLIK YALLIK YALLIK.

Boom Beach needs to add Yallik as a hero. His ability will be putting Rick C in his place.
Need the chat transcript!

Granted, Yallik is now banned from ever communicating with Rick again. Very heroic.

I wish for transcripts of whatever went down between Mike’s hero and the guy who sang this:
https://youtu.be/ALdl5iQbXms
Title: Re: Jerky Genie Game
Post by: Orrscores on Jun 25, 2019, 01:53 PM
Lol...pretty good I must say!!
You should have posted his Bionce cover😂😂😂
Title: Re: Jerky Genie Game
Post by: MikeCT1020 on Jun 29, 2019, 08:56 PM
OMG that was hilarious. Where did you get that?
Title: Re: Jerky Genie Game
Post by: Orrscores on Jun 30, 2019, 04:01 AM
OMG that was hilarious. Where did you get that?

Search Rick C on yt
Title: Re: Jerky Genie Game
Post by: TheBro88 on Jun 30, 2019, 08:00 AM
Glad you enjoyed 😂

Turns out my wish was granted for real so I’ll start us off again.

I wish Rick C and Yallik would do a collab video song to introduce exploding reindeer poop carpet bombs as a new gunboat ability.
Title: Re: Jerky Genie Game
Post by: MikeCT1020 on Jul 01, 2019, 12:08 AM
OMG, even the jerky genie can’t grant that in a bad way.

I wish I could poop gold.
Title: Re: Jerky Genie Game
Post by: Artist formerly known as Crows Nest on Jul 01, 2019, 08:20 AM
Granted, ouch but worse you are imprisoned by a mysterious stranger who uses you to get rich.

I wish I could think what to spent all this gold on...🙂
Title: Re: Jerky Genie Game
Post by: Yallik on Jul 01, 2019, 06:04 PM
I wish I could think what to spent all this gold on...🙂

Save it up, in a couple days you're going to need it ingame. 🤣

I wish for this flying reindeer poop ability to fill a desperate need and replace explosive drones, which can then immediately f*** off and fade into dim memory.
Title: Re: Jerky Genie Game
Post by: MikeCT1020 on Jul 01, 2019, 07:24 PM
Flying reindeer poop does in fact replace the explosive drones and they fade off into a dim memory. Unfortunately they don’t go away completely. They stay hidden any plot the revenge. Years later they’ve multiplied in numbers 100x and come back to take over the world. People have forgotten how useless they are and surrender on the spot. We are now ruled by explosive drones.

I wish we could get super grenadiers again.
Title: Re: Jerky Genie Game
Post by: Orrscores on Jul 02, 2019, 01:06 AM
For the record its exploding raindeer poop carpet bombs!!!
Title: Re: Jerky Genie Game
Post by: DeepMindAlphaZero on Jul 04, 2019, 02:38 AM
Flying reindeer poop does in fact replace the explosive drones and they fade off into a dim memory. Unfortunately they don’t go away completely. They stay hidden any plot the revenge. Years later they’ve multiplied in numbers 100x and come back to take over the world. People have forgotten how useless they are and surrender on the spot. We are now ruled by explosive drones.

I wish we could get super grenadiers again.


We get super grenadiers in the form of troops we have to defend against vs Hammerman.


I wish for everyone to have a happy 4th of July.
Title: Re: Jerky Genie Game
Post by: MikeCT1020 on Jul 09, 2019, 01:31 PM
Everyone had a happy and safe 4th of July. Unfortunately now no one wants to go back to work and nothing is getting done.

I’d wish Orr a speedy recovery but I don’t want the jerky genie to get his hands on that one so I’ll wish for world peace.
Title: Re: Jerky Genie Game
Post by: TheBro88 on Jul 10, 2019, 10:04 PM
Granted:

Everyone is dead
Apparently that’s how world peace is achieved.

I wish for TF vs TF.
Title: Re: Jerky Genie Game
Post by: Artist formerly known as Crows Nest on Jul 10, 2019, 11:24 PM
Granted sc implements tf vs tf just before world peace is achieved.

I wish 2er Warships was fun and not a boring slog.
Title: Re: Jerky Genie Game
Post by: MikeCT1020 on Jul 15, 2019, 05:57 PM
Granted, 2 ER Warships is now so much fun that no one wants to go past this level. Now people quit playing upon reaching legendary X at 2 ERs instead of 4.

I wish I could go more than a week without getting a flat tire. Two straight mondays for me with a flat tire.
Title: Re: Jerky Genie Game
Post by: Yallik on Jul 16, 2019, 12:32 PM
Granted, you'll now get your flats on a rotating basis every 8th day.

I opened this new conference app on my phone. I wish I had any idea how the fuck to close it and exit this virtual meeting that isn't scheduled to start for another 10.5 hours ...
Title: Re: Jerky Genie Game
Post by: MikeCT1020 on Jul 16, 2019, 03:04 PM
Granted, you can now close the app. Unfortunately you can no longer open the app, you miss your meeting, and you get fired.

I wish the port a potty at work wasn’t so hot.
Title: Re: Jerky Genie Game
Post by: moman2004 on Jul 16, 2019, 04:41 PM
Granted, you can now close the app. Unfortunately you can no longer open the app, you miss your meeting, and you get fired.

I wish the port a potty at work wasn’t so hot.

While on the pot your wish was granted and a crew came in with with a freeze gun to cool the seat down.  Unfortunately you were left inside and were frozen to the seat.


I wish the sun would come out to dry out these wet soybean fields so I could get out of the office!
Title: Re: Jerky Genie Game
Post by: Artist formerly known as Crows Nest on Jul 16, 2019, 04:43 PM
Really? You are using a porta potty at work and you only wish for it to be less hot...? Granted it is a very comfortable comfortable temperature, best place on site so there are long queues to use it and tempers get frayed and things get messy.

I wish mike had his own private luxury toilet, in fact let’s make it on board a luxury motor home that has it’s own chauffeur and goes with him everywhere he might need it. Now that’s a wish 🤪🙂


Edit doh beaten to it, disregard the above, no motorhomes for anyone 🤪🤣


Granted the sun dries those fields of soya beans perfectly and you get out of the office, unfortunately the harvesters are on strike...


I wish that my eggs hatch 100% healthy chickens 🐓
Title: Re: Jerky Genie Game
Post by: MikeCT1020 on Jul 16, 2019, 11:39 PM
Granted, all your eggs hatch and you have 100% healthy chickens. Unfortunately they’re 100% male chickens and you’re stuck with a bunch of cocks. More cocks than you know how to handle. You have cocks all over the place. They’re in your face, behind you, resting on your head. No matter where you look you see cocks.

I wish I had a monster truck.