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Offline MikeCT1020

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Re: Jerky Genie Game
« Reply #90 on: Apr 08, 2019, 04:43 PM »
Granted, but it’s a game for the old Atari 2600 system and no one cares.

I wish I had a live, healthy dog with no physical problems that won’t run away.

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Re: Jerky Genie Game
« Reply #91 on: Apr 08, 2019, 04:52 PM »
Wish granted. Here is a dog. In a box. Without holes. And will die in 1 nano second.
Atleast it lived longer.

I wish for a certain game to be popular.
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Offline MikeCT1020

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Re: Jerky Genie Game
« Reply #92 on: Apr 08, 2019, 05:00 PM »
Granted, the fame is popular. In fact it becomes so popular the servers always crash.

I wish someone would join a TF with 236 intel but only 1 level 25 member.

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Re: Jerky Genie Game
« Reply #93 on: Apr 08, 2019, 05:02 PM »
Wish granted.
But leaves just as he joined.



I wish for a game of MY Choice To Be Famous(aka popular)
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Re: Jerky Genie Game
« Reply #94 on: Apr 09, 2019, 11:44 AM »
There is this cool new game called 'MY choice'. It is famous and popular, because the rules are there are no rules (though that isn't a valid excuse in court).


I wish that Boom Beach had an easier Hero token upgrade system.

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Re: Jerky Genie Game
« Reply #95 on: Apr 09, 2019, 11:52 AM »
Wish granted.
But you don't get tokens now.




I wish warships weren't delayed.
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Offline MikeCT1020

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Re: Jerky Genie Game
« Reply #96 on: Apr 09, 2019, 01:31 PM »
Granted, Warships will be released tomorrow as initially promised, but there are so many bugs the even MinionsWeb quits keeping track of them.

I wish the make up gift from the trader was 1000 trader tickets.

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Re: Jerky Genie Game
« Reply #97 on: Apr 09, 2019, 02:47 PM »
Granted, the dumb Trader gift is 1000 tickets. Unfortunately, because it could have been something ACTUALLY cool like a new hero. But sure, we'll take the tickets. 🖕🤣🤔😘

I wish my car weren't costing me a grand this week.

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Re: Jerky Genie Game
« Reply #98 on: Apr 09, 2019, 03:08 PM »
Wish granted. Now it’s going to cost you 3 grand and a new problem is going to be created.

I wish I could stop laughing about the wish that was just granted.

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Re: Jerky Genie Game
« Reply #99 on: Apr 09, 2019, 04:35 PM »
Wish granted.
You have no mouth and tongue. So you can't speak.



I wish there was no such thing as a bug.
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Re: Jerky Genie Game
« Reply #100 on: Apr 10, 2019, 11:07 AM »
Wish granted, but now every animal out there that eats bugs goes extinct. Then every animal that eats them goes extinct. Congrats, you just caused a mass extinction.

I wish I had $1,000,000,000.

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Re: Jerky Genie Game
« Reply #101 on: Apr 10, 2019, 12:05 PM »
Congratulations, you HAD $1,000,000,000 deposited into your bank account overnight. In error, the bank mixed up your routing information with that of a Saudi prince. Obviously, they correct this mistake right away. But you still have the ability to log in to your banking app, check your transaction activity, and see the mistaken transaction which allows you to say truly that, if only for a few moments, you really HAD $1,000,000,000.

Easy come easy go, right?

I wish I didn't have to go to work today. Pretty sure this one is gonna leave me living under a bridge, but that's my wish right now. 🤣

Offline Thespy

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Re: Jerky Genie Game
« Reply #102 on: Apr 10, 2019, 04:04 PM »
Wish granted.
You Live under a photo of a house.
Beacuse you couldn't pay your taxes.



I wish that I had more time.
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Re: Jerky Genie Game
« Reply #103 on: Apr 10, 2019, 04:24 PM »
Granted you have all the time in the world in prison...solitary... 😱

I wish I knew why thespy has an obsession about photographs 🤪
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Re: Jerky Genie Game
« Reply #104 on: Apr 10, 2019, 04:46 PM »
Wish granted.
Now you wish you didn't wish for that.



I wish for boom beach to not be called a "ripoff of clash of clans"
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