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Offline DeepMindAlphaZero

Re: Jerky Genie Game
« Reply #75 on: Apr 05, 2019, 11:19 AM »
Granted. A moderator or staff member looks through your bases and decides to delete them since they are having a bad day.


I wish for infinite trader tickets from the game Boom Beach.

Offline Thespy

Re: Jerky Genie Game
« Reply #76 on: Apr 05, 2019, 03:42 PM »
Wish granted. But supercell bans you from the game.



I wish for 1 more wish.
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Offline Yallik

Re: Jerky Genie Game
« Reply #77 on: Apr 06, 2019, 01:04 AM »
No way, Thespy! I got gypped. I said I wanted to SUMMIT Mt Everest.

You can't just throw some shitty picture at me. I get to BE THERE.

Then, do what you will. 😘

Online Artist formerly known as Crows Nest

Re: Jerky Genie Game
« Reply #78 on: Apr 06, 2019, 02:13 AM »
Thespy was doing you a favour but hey no worries...you summit Everest but it is foggy and you only see the picture thrown at you of what it should look like at the last second as you take off your goggles to demist them. Blinded you are guided down to safety and spend the rest of your life bitter at missing the launch of what turns out to be the greatest update to a game ever, warships (summit window is same time) and can no longer see to play.

I wish I could fly way up to the sky but I can’t, you can, I can’t.
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Offline Yallik

Re: Jerky Genie Game
« Reply #79 on: Apr 06, 2019, 06:49 AM »
I also specified its clearest day.

You fuckers are gonna grant me my view from heaven, goddammit. Kill me after.

Online Artist formerly known as Crows Nest

Re: Jerky Genie Game
« Reply #80 on: Apr 06, 2019, 08:48 AM »
Geez you are hard work 🤪🙂
Granted you summit Mt Everest on its clearest day for the most magnificent view. Okay options if you got the sliding block down then you realise that nothing will ever beat this and you throw yourself off, dying happy. If you didn’t get sliding block then you regret everything you did before this moment and throw yourself off, dying unhappily.

I wish I didn’t go to bed early and don’t know what yallik did on sliding block and forgot about imitation game


Edit oh Yallik, poor Yallik 🙁 it would be an amazing view though. Have you seen the film Everest? Beautiful. I can’t wait to see Free Solo
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Offline Thespy

Re: Jerky Genie Game
« Reply #81 on: Apr 06, 2019, 10:42 AM »
 
Geez you are hard work 🤪🙂
Granted you summit Mt Everest on its clearest day for the most magnificent view. Okay options if you got the sliding block down then you realise that nothing will ever beat this and you throw yourself off, dying happy. If you didn’t get sliding block then you regret everything you did before this moment and throw yourself off, dying unhappily.

I wish I didn’t go to bed early and don’t know what yallik did on sliding block and forgot about imitation game


Edit oh Yallik, poor Yallik 🙁 it would be an amazing view though. Have you seen the film Everest? Beautiful. I can’t wait to see Free Solo
Wish granted.
But I don't know what your talking about.
So here's a banana named Yallik.


I wish for a computer that's not Intel.
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Online Artist formerly known as Crows Nest

Re: Jerky Genie Game
« Reply #82 on: Apr 06, 2019, 11:25 AM »
Have you unlocked and defeated Hammerman  base 30? If so then you get a new event on a Friday called imitation game.
Sliding block is an operation base.

Granted you have a zx80, enjoy.

I wish thespy can experience the joys and despair of operations.
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Offline Thespy

Re: Jerky Genie Game
« Reply #83 on: Apr 06, 2019, 01:42 PM »
Wish denied.
Nobody will join Melon Force.  :(


I wish that boom beach lasts forever.
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Offline Yallik

Re: Jerky Genie Game
« Reply #84 on: Apr 06, 2019, 02:38 PM »
Granted, BB will now last forever? Alas, YOU will not.

Luckily, you're prepared for the inevitable. You teach your children and grandchildren how to play so that they too can enjoy the wonderful tragicomedy that is Boom Beach. Circle of life, yadda yadda.

I wish I had a 3 (chicken) egg omelette and a bloody Mary (the cocktail, you sickos) for breakfast right now.

Offline Thespy

Re: Jerky Genie Game
« Reply #85 on: Apr 06, 2019, 02:55 PM »
Wish granted.
But it's just a photo.



I wish that Pepole would post more.
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Offline MikeCT1020

Re: Jerky Genie Game
« Reply #86 on: Apr 06, 2019, 09:18 PM »
Granted, people post more but it’s all spam. You are made a mod and forced to clean all of it up.

I wish I had a dog.

Offline Thespy

Re: Jerky Genie Game
« Reply #87 on: Apr 06, 2019, 09:23 PM »
Wish granted.
But it runs away forever.



I wish Pepole were online more.
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Offline MikeCT1020

Re: Jerky Genie Game
« Reply #88 on: Apr 07, 2019, 04:22 PM »
Granted, there are now so many people online that it crashes the whole internet.

I wish I had a dog that won’t run away.

Offline Thespy

Re: Jerky Genie Game
« Reply #89 on: Apr 07, 2019, 08:37 PM »
Wish granted. Here's a dead dog.


I wish for an game that was cancelled to be worked on again.
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