Your wish is granted because I'm pretty sure my auto-correct REALLY IS a malicious AI. I try to write something, pause to look back at what I just said, and sometimes even I couldn't tell you what I was originally trying to say, based on the words on the screen. I swear the thing is fucking with me.
Talk-to-text is every bit as bad. Between the two of them, I can't decide which I hate more. It's like the damn phone is possessed.
I wish I could summit Mt Everest on its clearest day. From there, I'm pretty sure my death will be an easy thing for you twisted bastards to arrange. But I wish I had that view once.