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Offline DeepMindAlphaZero

Re: Jerky Genie Game
« Reply #60 on: Apr 04, 2019, 11:52 AM »
You make a Youtube channel to accept the challenge, but it turns out Yallik is a pro. I almost wonder if you did this on purpose 😂


I wish for a refund since the jerky genie never gave me ant delete button (I am still here).

Online Artist formerly known as Crows Nest

Re: Jerky Genie Game
« Reply #61 on: Apr 04, 2019, 11:59 AM »
Granted, but in the name of good customers service (👀 Supercell) you get your refund 💰 and your ant 🐜 delete button. Your obsessive nature (don’t say you don’t have one, we play boom beach after all 🤪) prevents you from enjoying your refund as there are just soooo many ants in the world that must be deleted...

I wish I had more focus to get things done.
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Offline TheBro88

Re: Jerky Genie Game
« Reply #62 on: Apr 04, 2019, 04:36 PM »

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Alright, you are now as productive as this guy👆 getting things done just bing bing bing. Depressingly that level of productivity comes with that wonderful hair.

I wish for the school year to be over. Not that I don’t enjoy it, but boy it feels long.
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Offline MikeCT1020

Re: Jerky Genie Game
« Reply #63 on: Apr 04, 2019, 05:23 PM »
Granted, the school year is over but now you have to get a job. You wish you were still in school. Bwaaaa haa haa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

I wish for I was on vacation.

Offline Thespy

Re: Jerky Genie Game
« Reply #64 on: Apr 04, 2019, 05:52 PM »
Granted, the school year is over but now you have to get a job. You wish you were still in school. Bwaaaa haa haa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

I wish for I was on vacation.
Wish granted.
A vacation on "this island will annoy you so much that youll die" Island.


I wish for Painless Death.
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Offline DeepMindAlphaZero

Re: Jerky Genie Game
« Reply #65 on: Apr 04, 2019, 06:41 PM »
You are given some non-lethal painkillers and a bottle of Blair's MegaDeath Sauce.


I wish I could think of a good wish

Offline Thespy

Re: Jerky Genie Game
« Reply #66 on: Apr 04, 2019, 06:47 PM »
Wish granted.
But you can only think of the word "good wish"


I wish that more Pepole liked warships.
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Offline DeepMindAlphaZero

Re: Jerky Genie Game
« Reply #67 on: Apr 05, 2019, 01:26 AM »
Sure, more Pepole love warships while alot of people think it's trash.


I wish for the ability to ride a chicken like a normal person rides a horse.

Offline Thespy

Re: Jerky Genie Game
« Reply #68 on: Apr 05, 2019, 01:34 AM »
Wish granted.
But it kicks you off every time you get on it.




I wish somebody looked through my blackguard bases.
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Online Artist formerly known as Crows Nest

Re: Jerky Genie Game
« Reply #69 on: Apr 05, 2019, 01:36 AM »
Granted but why? To ride a chicken as if it was a horse means you need to be smaller than a chicken to be supported. Chickens are simple flock creatures and everything gets pecked as food and every chicken wants what another chicken has,  you don’t last long, very bloody...

I wish autocorrect was a malicious ai


Edit oops beaten to the punch...🤪


Granted everyone looks at your blackguard bases and loves them so much that Warships falls flat and no one plays it. Supercell sulks and just deletes boom beach.


Okay now I wish autocorrect was a malicious ai...


Edit again... okay this just got messy 🤪
« Last Edit: Apr 05, 2019, 01:40 AM by Artist formerly known as Crows Nest »
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Offline MikeCT1020

Re: Jerky Genie Game
« Reply #70 on: Apr 05, 2019, 01:36 AM »
Granted, but now you’re only 9 inches tall.

I wish I could bench press 500 pounds.

Offline DeepMindAlphaZero

Re: Jerky Genie Game
« Reply #71 on: Apr 05, 2019, 01:40 AM »
You were transformed into a werewolf while bench pressing 500 lb silver weights.


I wish for some new socks

Online Artist formerly known as Crows Nest

Re: Jerky Genie Game
« Reply #72 on: Apr 05, 2019, 01:55 AM »
Grrrr you get your socks they are itchy and horrible, you don’t like them 😡🙂

Now I wish for my AUTOCORRECT MALICIOUS AI ahh forget it just get me a beer 🤪
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Offline Yallik

Re: Jerky Genie Game
« Reply #73 on: Apr 05, 2019, 04:49 AM »
Your wish is granted because I'm pretty sure my auto-correct REALLY IS a malicious AI. I try to write something, pause to look back at what I just said, and sometimes even I couldn't tell you what I was originally trying to say, based on the words on the screen. I swear the thing is fucking with me.

Talk-to-text is every bit as bad. Between the two of them, I can't decide which I hate more. It's like the damn phone is possessed.

I wish I could summit Mt Everest on its clearest day. From there, I'm pretty sure my death will be an easy thing for you twisted bastards to arrange. But I wish I had that view once.

Offline Thespy

Re: Jerky Genie Game
« Reply #74 on: Apr 05, 2019, 10:12 AM »
Your wish is granted because I'm pretty sure my auto-correct REALLY IS a malicious AI. I try to write something, pause to look back at what I just said, and sometimes even I couldn't tell you what I was originally trying to say, based on the words on the screen. I swear the thing is fucking with me.

Talk-to-text is every bit as bad. Between the two of them, I can't decide which I hate more. It's like the damn phone is possessed.

I wish I could summit Mt Everest on its clearest day. From there, I'm pretty sure my death will be an easy thing for you twisted bastards to arrange. But I wish I had that view once.
Wish granted.
You get a mt. Everest photo.
Thrown at your eyes.

I wish that somebody would look through my blackguard bases.
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