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Offline Artist formerly known as Crows Nest

Re: Jerky Genie Game
« Reply #45 on: Mar 29, 2019, 09:09 AM »
Granted, you get your reindeer poop barrages for the Christmas mega crab, supercell realises how right you are and change mega crab format so that you can do no other part of the game until you beat mega crab completely...yes there is a last level but no one ever finds it as it seems there is also a limit to how much fun reindeer poop can be.

I wish my back left tyre wasn’t flat (yeah yeah too easy but heartfelt) 🤪
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Online MikeCT1020

Re: Jerky Genie Game
« Reply #46 on: Mar 29, 2019, 05:59 PM »
Granted, your back left tire isn’t flat anymore as you no longer have a back left tire. You’re driving on the rim and sparks are flying everywhere. A cop sees you and pulls you over and arrests you. After he throws your ass in jail, your new cell mate thinks you’re very attractive. Since he’s 6’ 8” and 300 lbs there’s not much you can do about it.

I wish yallik would do a video calling for reindeer poop carpet bombs.

Offline TheBro88

Re: Jerky Genie Game
« Reply #47 on: Mar 29, 2019, 07:57 PM »
Granted. Yallik creates a video calling for exploding reindeer poop carpet bomb air strikes and invites you to do a CM appearance and interview. It turns out, however, that Yallik had actually created an exploding reindeer poop carpet bomb air strike and needed a victim. You have to face the terrible consequences of being exploding reindeer poop carpet bomb air striked. Fortunately it’s all caught on video and SC loves it so much that we get exploding reindeer poop carpet bomb air strikes in the Christmas Mega Crab! Way to take one for the team!

I wish NickAtNyte would start filming some BB stuff again once Warships is out.
TheBro88
VP ~ 700
4 GBE, 5 TD, 1 TH

Offline Yallik

Re: Jerky Genie Game
« Reply #48 on: Mar 30, 2019, 01:30 AM »
Your wish is granted. NickAtNyte starts making Boom videos again.

They still suck, remaining utterly devoid of ANY good strategic content. 😂😂

I wish I were a lot better with creating editing graphics & audio stuff.


Online MikeCT1020

Re: Jerky Genie Game
« Reply #49 on: Mar 30, 2019, 05:12 PM »
Granted, you’re better at creating graphics and audio. While working on a reindeer poop carpet bomb video I show up still covered in the stuff from your little “prank”. I start stinking up the place so bad you run out. This gives me the perfect chance to hide little balls of the stuff all over the place that you will never find without tracking them all down with your nose. BTW, I really want to see you do a video about this and post it on reddit. Those humorless suckers will probably believe it.

I wish I had a naked, attractive, 25 year old blonde female human with me right now.

Offline Artist formerly known as Crows Nest

Re: Jerky Genie Game
« Reply #50 on: Mar 30, 2019, 05:25 PM »
Granted, you are arrested for murder, she is dead 👻

I wish it was April 10th 2019
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Offline DeepMindAlphaZero

Re: Jerky Genie Game
« Reply #51 on: Mar 31, 2019, 12:11 AM »
Granted, but the Devs needed the time lost to finish Warship stuff, so the released date was delayed again.


I wish to unlock Gene from Brawlstars!

Online MikeCT1020

Re: Jerky Genie Game
« Reply #52 on: Apr 01, 2019, 11:59 PM »
Granted, you unlock Gene from Brawls Stars, and he beats the crap out of you.

I wish DMAZ would play more Boom Beach and less Brawl Stars.

Offline DeepMindAlphaZero

Re: Jerky Genie Game
« Reply #53 on: Apr 02, 2019, 02:22 PM »
Granted: DMAZ is a super hyped up Boom Beach finactic who has never played Brawlstars. Meanwhile, I am DeepMindAlphaZero who got bored wating for Warships, so I started playing CR and BS.


I wish for an infinite amount of diamonds in my boom beach account

Offline TheBro88

Re: Jerky Genie Game
« Reply #54 on: Apr 02, 2019, 03:32 PM »
Why, you greedy b...oomer! Yes, you’re a greedy boomer!

Fine, you get unlimited diamonds. From a suspicious anonymous source. SC finds out and bans your account. You desperately want to play Warships, but have to start over with a new account.

I wish I had some tasty, edible, normal bacon and eggs with a hot cup of coffee sitting in front of me right now.
TheBro88
VP ~ 700
4 GBE, 5 TD, 1 TH

Offline Artist formerly known as Crows Nest

Re: Jerky Genie Game
« Reply #55 on: Apr 02, 2019, 04:03 PM »
Granted you have the tastiest bacon and eggs with a hot cup of coffee. Unfortunately the scale is out of whack. It is a giant cup at superheated temperatures containing your normal portion of coffee that covers your lovely tasty normal bacon and eggs. Probably burned to a crisp now but you don’t dare find out. Does smell good though... maybe ask for a cup of hot coffee next time but tbh still probably won’t end well 🤪

I wish politicians had to live the lives of their poorest constituents for one year before taking office.
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Offline DeepMindAlphaZero

Re: Jerky Genie Game
« Reply #56 on: Apr 02, 2019, 04:10 PM »
Everyone who has a lower net worth than the politicians are no longer able to vote.


I wish for the option to nuke enemy bases in the Supercell Video Game, Boom Beach, completely destroying their base and account. 😈

Offline DeepMindAlphaZero

Re: Jerky Genie Game
« Reply #57 on: Apr 02, 2019, 11:16 PM »
Where is that delete button?
« Last Edit: Apr 02, 2019, 11:23 PM by DeepMindAlphaZero »

Offline Yallik

Re: Jerky Genie Game
« Reply #58 on: Apr 03, 2019, 04:06 AM »
Granted. The game now offers a nuke button when you click on a PvP base. It doesn't destroy the account, but it grants the same chance of rewards & intel without any corresponding VP point gain. Ops players are gaga for this feature and breathe a collective sigh of relief. However, that means most of them no longer need ER, since they only log in a couple times a day. The game becomes unprofitable and SC shitcans BB in a year and a half.

I wish we could do something like the equivalent of a Friendly Challenge against the top 5 players in the world anytime we wanted. 😍


Online MikeCT1020

Re: Jerky Genie Game
« Reply #59 on: Apr 04, 2019, 12:38 AM »
Granted, but with the amount of ice being flung around this causes the entire planet to be plunged into a new ice age. Even at the equator the temperature is below freezing.

I wish Yallik would challenge another Boom Tuber to a match of Warships where the loser had to make a video calling for flying reindeer poop carpet bombs to become a gunboat ability and post the video on their channel.