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Offline MikeCT1020

Re: Jerky Genie Game
« Reply #30 on: Mar 20, 2019, 09:36 AM »
Granted, you now know what DMAZ was talking about. Now, unfortunately, you can never unlearn the sick, twisted thoughts he has.

I wish I played for the Boston Red Sox.

Online Artist formerly known as Crows Nest

Re: Jerky Genie Game
« Reply #31 on: Mar 20, 2019, 10:31 AM »
Granted, you are now first on the Boston Red Sox roster for every game. Results go downhill and no one understands why you keep getting a game. Fans are not kind and take corrective action. Life is not good but hey you are still getting picked from your hospital bed but because you can’t physically get there then they fine you increasing amounts and having to forfeit games. Hey you see where this is going...

I wish I didn’t enjoy this game so much, I am a bad bad person.
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Offline Orrscores

Re: Jerky Genie Game
« Reply #32 on: Mar 20, 2019, 06:26 PM »
Ok so now you absolutely hate this game with a passion so you never play again....unfortunately you'll never see all the wishes from all the hot chicks wishing they could be you ummm    play toys!!!!

I wish for better health.
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Offline DeepMindAlphaZero

Re: Jerky Genie Game
« Reply #33 on: Mar 21, 2019, 12:10 AM »
Granted. You become so obsessed with fitness that you cant focus on ANYTHING but working out and eating just enough to survive. (I'll admit I was stumped for awhile).


I wish for the ability to know the weaknesses of my enemies.

Offline Yallik

Re: Jerky Genie Game
« Reply #34 on: Mar 22, 2019, 01:58 AM »
Wish granted, you now know all your enemies' weaknesses. Unfortunately, this results in you feeling only sympathy & sadness for them, as you now understand all their deepest fears & pains. You end up being the asshole, and you can't even view your enemies as enemies anymore.

Something about my dinner seems to be disagreeing with me. I wish I didn't feel like I was being kicked in the stomach right now ...


Offline DeepMindAlphaZero

Re: Jerky Genie Game
« Reply #35 on: Mar 22, 2019, 10:26 PM »
Something about my dinner seems to be disagreeing with me. I wish I didn't feel like I was being kicked in the stomach right now ...


The pain keeps on intensifying so much that you start to wish you felt like someone was kicking you in the stomach.


I wish I could unlock Spike in brawl stars.

Offline MikeCT1020

Re: Jerky Genie Game
« Reply #36 on: Mar 23, 2019, 01:52 PM »
Granted. You unlock Spike, but he is furious about being locked up for so long that he comes after the first person he sees, that being you, and drives a spike through your brain.


I wish this damn flu I have would go away.

Offline TheBro88

Re: Jerky Genie Game
« Reply #37 on: Mar 24, 2019, 07:46 PM »
Granted. All the flu bugs leave you and begin to attack all those around you. You become a very unpopular man. Fortunately everyone’s too sick to really do anything about it.

In all seriousness, hope you’re feeling better. The flu sucks.

I wish for Warships to come soon and be awesome.
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5 GBE, 4 TD, 1 TH during Crab
6 GBE, 3 TD, 1 TH for OPs
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Offline DeepMindAlphaZero

Re: Jerky Genie Game
« Reply #38 on: Mar 25, 2019, 11:20 AM »
soon....... Oh big mistake. The dev team keeps on saying soon for 5 years, finally releases the update with only the few on this forum left and though awesome, only lasts for an hour since BB is out of money.


I wish for the ability to see into the future without any drawbacks.

Offline MikeCT1020

Re: Jerky Genie Game
« Reply #39 on: Mar 25, 2019, 07:23 PM »
Granted, you can see into the future. But since you can’t see the drawbacks of things, you make decisions based only on things going right. When things do go wrong, you are completely unprepared and can not handle the situation. Since things almost never go perfect, more often than not you wind up in the hospital needing surgery. Before your 30th birthday you are in worse physical shape than men 3x your age and Orr.

I wish my farts didn’t have lumps.

Offline Orrscores

Re: Jerky Genie Game
« Reply #40 on: Mar 25, 2019, 11:36 PM »
Granted..your farts don't have lumps..cuz you can no longer fart. Your flatulence now builds up until you look like Veruca Salt from Willy Wonka..eventually you spring a leak and shoot across your house like a deflating balloon. This is now a vicious cycle that's continues for the rest of your life.


Edit: it was Violet that turned violet and blew up like a ballon...not Veruca...( thanks Mike)

I wish Reddit wasn't loaded with idiots like the one I encountered today.
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Offline DeepMindAlphaZero

Re: Jerky Genie Game
« Reply #41 on: Mar 26, 2019, 10:24 AM »
I wish Reddit wasn't loaded with idiots like the one I encountered today.
(My feelings too, but....)
Everyone else on Reddit now has an IQ of 200 and belittles anyone of lower IQ.


I wish for Leon from Brawl Stars to have his old statistics from his release again.

Offline MikeCT1020

Re: Jerky Genie Game
« Reply #42 on: Mar 26, 2019, 08:45 PM »
Granted, Leon has his old stats but everyone else's stats change and the game is thrown into an unbalanced chaos.


I wish I could have a 3some with 2 zookas.

Offline Orrscores

Re: Jerky Genie Game
« Reply #43 on: Mar 28, 2019, 07:57 PM »
Granted...Unfortunatly it's with actual bazookas...you junk gets jammed In the cocking mechanism and you to be to ER to have it taken out...just so happens they are filming a live ER show and now your on national tv you sick bastard!!!

I wish they would add exploding raindeer poop carpet bomb airstikes to the Christmas Mega Crab!! Wouldn't that be fun😀
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Offline Yallik

Re: Jerky Genie Game
« Reply #44 on: Mar 29, 2019, 05:37 AM »
... I don't even have a single smartass thing to say about that. It's hilarious and it just needs to happen. 😍

So I lose the game, I guess?

Okay, I also wish for Orr's reindeer-poop-barrages on a Christmas Mega Crab. What say you to that, you twisted bastids?