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Offline TheBro88

Re: Jerky Genie Game
« Reply #15 on: Mar 18, 2019, 03:48 AM »
Granted. You now get only 350 days in your year. Unfortunately the 15 days that disappeared were all Saturdays.

I wish for a Jets/Leafs Stanley Cup final this year, which leads to an epic game 7 overtime win for the Jets.
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Offline Yallik

Re: Jerky Genie Game
« Reply #16 on: Mar 18, 2019, 11:54 AM »
Granted your game 7 epic overtime victory. Unfortunately, it's forever tarnished for you personally because your power went out just at the crucial moment. Other Jets fans will spend the rest of your natural life being moved to tears when talking about how magical the game's ending was, but you'll never be able to experience the victory as anything but a shitty SportsCenter replay ...

(Something like this actually happened to me when the Red Sox won the WS in '08. I was away and beyond anything but sporadic communication with the outside world for nearly a month. Basically missed the whole postseason. Only found out about it after the fact. Underwhelming, kinda like, "Oh did we win? That's cool ... I guess." I don't have much emotional connection to that year's team anymore.)

I wish I hadn't missed the 2008 World Series!

Offline Orrscores

Re: Jerky Genie Game
« Reply #17 on: Mar 18, 2019, 02:55 PM »
It was 07 wasn't it?...anyway( cool to know your a Masshole also😜)



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Offline DeepMindAlphaZero

Re: Jerky Genie Game
« Reply #18 on: Mar 18, 2019, 05:53 PM »
Sinced you wished for nothing, you were transported into an empty vacuum. At least you don't have to pay taxes.


I wish that Dr. Kagan wouldn't be such a useless hero

Online Artist formerly known as Crows Nest

Re: Jerky Genie Game
« Reply #19 on: Mar 18, 2019, 06:38 PM »
Granted, dr kagan becomes the most op and amazing hero that everyone wants to use but no one knows which game he is in. Meanwhile we are stuck with dr kavan in boom beach 🙂

I wish England didn’t get that last minute try in the six nations rugby tournament against Scotland at the weekend 😡
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Offline DeepMindAlphaZero

Re: Jerky Genie Game
« Reply #20 on: Mar 18, 2019, 10:07 PM »
Everything remains the same EXCEPT its a soccer tournament now.


I wish for a better autocorrect.

Offline MikeCT1020

Re: Jerky Genie Game
« Reply #21 on: Mar 19, 2019, 12:55 AM »
Granted, but it autocorrects everything you say. Now when you go out you tell everyone what you really mean and that leads to you getting slapped by women and beaten up by men.


I wish I had 10 naked, hot blondes of legal age who have all their teeth and of of the right weight.

Offline DeepMindAlphaZero

Re: Jerky Genie Game
« Reply #22 on: Mar 19, 2019, 02:32 AM »
Granted: 10 sunburnt copies of 88 year old Clint Eastwood appear with all the other specifications.


I wish Jerky Genie was nicer.
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Online Artist formerly known as Crows Nest

Re: Jerky Genie Game
« Reply #23 on: Mar 19, 2019, 07:28 AM »
Granted 🤪

I wish everyone got what they deserve
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Offline Yallik

Re: Jerky Genie Game
« Reply #24 on: Mar 19, 2019, 02:16 PM »
Sounds like everyone is. 😂

An unfortunate wish, but here were go. Per your wish, everyone now gets what they deserve. But, as there is no innate moral mechanism in the universe, you've required the creation of god -- a being who is necessarily omniscient & omnipresent. But this isn't simply the creator-god of the deists who made the world and took a permanent vacation. No, apparently all those repressed religious zealots had it right. This feller's express purpose in existing is to poke his nose into EVERYBODY'S damn business all the time. In order for him to fulfill this function, he has to have enormous intellectual capacities on a scale to dwarf our own in much the same degree as the universe dwarfs our bodies. As such, he is vastly beyond any ability you have to comprehend him. You can't possibly understand him, and he exists only to witness & judge, so it's very likely you've angered him already.

But he loves you! (Any Carlin fans in the house? 😂)

Orr, I'm RI stock, but close enough. I think you're right about the year. It was the Ellsbury breakout year. Then he went to the Yankees as a free agent and became irrelevant in short order. 😂


I wish that Jacoby Ellsbury turned into a complete bum after dumping the Sox for the Evil Empire. Oh wait, he already did.

Speak of getting what you deserve!

Offline Orrscores

Re: Jerky Genie Game
« Reply #25 on: Mar 19, 2019, 04:18 PM »
I'm in the River if you know what I mean...I work in RI...small world


Your wish has already been granted as you stated...so I'll wish for the Boston Bruins to win Lord Stanley's Cup this year and in other years to come.
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Offline MikeCT1020

Re: Jerky Genie Game
« Reply #26 on: Mar 19, 2019, 06:59 PM »
Your wish is granted. The Bruins will win the Stanley Cup this year, but as a result of doing business with the devil, all their games for the next 5 years will be blacked out and replaced with Montreal Canadians highlights.

I wish my poop didn’t smell as bad.

Online Artist formerly known as Crows Nest

Re: Jerky Genie Game
« Reply #27 on: Mar 19, 2019, 07:21 PM »
Granted you poop smells like roses, unfortunately that isn’t rocks that orrscores is throwing now... 😫


I wish people enjoyed themselves more 🙂
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Offline DeepMindAlphaZero

Re: Jerky Genie Game
« Reply #28 on: Mar 20, 2019, 02:43 AM »
Granted you poop smells like roses, unfortunately that isn’t rocks that orrscores is throwing now... 😫


I wish people enjoyed themselves more 🙂


People now enjoy themselves 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000002% this is double what Jerky Genie usually gives since he was wished to be nicer.


For example, this forum gets 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000002% more attention and Fritz gets 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000002% more ad revenue.
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Offline Orrscores

Re: Jerky Genie Game
« Reply #29 on: Mar 20, 2019, 03:14 AM »
Banned because...SAY WHAAAAT??? o wrong game!!

I wish I knew what the hell DMAZ is talking about.
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