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Offline Yallik

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Re: Jerky Genie Game
« Reply #120 on: Apr 18, 2019, 12:29 PM »
Granted. Warships becomes a huge success a month or two from now. But it's Supercell, so you KNOW there'll be a bunch of bugs along the way. Some will merely be annoying. Some will break the game. It's frustrating, but it's par for the course. C'est la vie.


Speaking of life, I wish life would let things be a little easier from time to time. Why does everything have to be a constant pain in the balls?!





Offline Artist formerly known as Crows Nest

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Re: Jerky Genie Game
« Reply #121 on: Apr 18, 2019, 12:33 PM »
Granted your life gets much easier as a eunuch.

I wish you had more boom beach accounts 🤪
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Offline Thespy

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Re: Jerky Genie Game
« Reply #122 on: Apr 18, 2019, 03:37 PM »
Wish granted.
The player "you" has 49 more accounts and dominates everyone.


I wish I was HQ 12
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Re: Jerky Genie Game
« Reply #123 on: Apr 18, 2019, 07:25 PM »
Wish granted.
The player "you" has 49 more accounts and dominates everyone.


I wish I was HQ 12

Granted...you are HQ12..now you'll regret it when your blown into oblivion by attackers every 20 minutes.

I with Super Cell would get these game bugs fixed so we can all lagitimatly enjoy the game.
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Re: Jerky Genie Game
« Reply #124 on: Apr 18, 2019, 11:54 PM »

Eish gr4nted.
Bu7 th3 bu6s are brought h3r3
On 7h3 foru/


1 w1sh 1 could th1nk of 4 good Eish.
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Offline DeepMindAlphaZero

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Re: Jerky Genie Game
« Reply #125 on: Apr 19, 2019, 02:04 PM »
You think of the perfect wish to fool the Jerky Genie in every way, but now you are out of wishes. When you try again, you forget since you would be working with two wishes.


I wish for the Hog Rider in clash of clans to become a troop in Boom Beach
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Re: Jerky Genie Game
« Reply #126 on: Apr 19, 2019, 02:55 PM »
Granted...Hog Rider is now a troop in Boom Beach....however he is quickly eaten alive by all the bugs that now inhabit our beaches never to be seen again.

I wish I knew how much money Sally is getting for her sea shells she's selling by the sea shore!!😳
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Re: Jerky Genie Game
« Reply #127 on: Apr 19, 2019, 03:16 PM »
Granted, nothing, none, nada. Sally was arrested for removing seashells from the seashore and all the money she scammed from the tourists was confiscated, she is now doing hard time as it was her third strike.

I wish social media was used responsibly... haha yeah I know... okay world peace is more realistic 🤪
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Re: Jerky Genie Game
« Reply #128 on: Apr 19, 2019, 07:00 PM »
Wish granted.
But everybody stops using it.

I wish for pickles.
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Offline MikeCT1020

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Re: Jerky Genie Game
« Reply #129 on: Apr 21, 2019, 02:21 AM »
Granted, unfortunately Pickles is the name of the wild tiger you must take care of.

Granted. Warships becomes a huge success a month or two from now. But it's Supercell, so you KNOW there'll be a bunch of bugs along the way. Some will merely be annoying. Some will break the game. It's frustrating, but it's par for the course. C'est la vie.






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Offline Yallik

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Re: Jerky Genie Game
« Reply #130 on: Apr 22, 2019, 01:02 PM »
Wish granted, cuz he never was to begin with. But it's SC, the bugs are just expected.

This is actually better. They didn't just give us the update until they had the really game-breaking bugs under control. So the bugs we're seeing are more of the "well this is annoying" type, as opposed to the "All I want to do is play my game right now, and I literally can't even" type. But that wasn't always the case.

The bugs are just expected. Wow, my wish is that I could do my job with results as poor as the BB dev team's but that people would react as blandly as I just did -- "Oh yeah, that happens, we just expect it." 🤔🙄

Offline MikeCT1020

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Re: Jerky Genie Game
« Reply #131 on: Apr 23, 2019, 11:22 AM »
Granted, you can now perform as badly as the dev team did here. Unfortunately, the same applies to all your coworkers and now nothing gets done. Because of this your company goes out of business and you no longer have a job. When you go to unemployment you see that the people there wish they were held to a standard as high as the BB dev team and you never get your unemployment checks.

I wish my farts smelled like roses.

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Re: Jerky Genie Game
« Reply #132 on: Apr 23, 2019, 11:57 AM »
Granted roses now smell like your farts, the world hates you.

I wish this lovely sunny weather continues but not a drought
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Offline Yallik

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Re: Jerky Genie Game
« Reply #133 on: Apr 24, 2019, 02:21 PM »
Granted, you can catch all the rays you'll ever need in the Atacama desert, where the sunshine is nearly infinite. As for drought, I don't think it's really accurate to say that there's a drought in a place where it simply never rains. Bring sunscreen!

Wing Wednesday!! I wish it were dinnertime.

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Re: Jerky Genie Game
« Reply #134 on: Apr 24, 2019, 05:25 PM »
Granted...its dinner time...for all these dam bugs...they eat you alive for a slow and painful death!!

I wish some forumers, I won't mention any names( Yallik and Crow) would get those entertaining QMT s going again.
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