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Offline MikeCT1020

Re: Jerky Genie Game
« Reply #105 on: Apr 10, 2019, 11:17 PM »
Granted, it is not longer called a rip off of clash of clans. It is now known as a game that can’t get an update out.

I wish I knew then what I know now.

Offline Thespy

Re: Jerky Genie Game
« Reply #106 on: Apr 10, 2019, 11:27 PM »
Wish granted.
But your memory (in your brain) is full.




I wish that there wasn't such thing as a bug. But this time the ones in the games.
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Offline DeepMindAlphaZero

Re: Jerky Genie Game
« Reply #107 on: Apr 11, 2019, 03:45 AM »
All the insects in every video game disappear without a trace.


I wish for a new hero in Boom Beach

Offline MikeCT1020

Re: Jerky Genie Game
« Reply #108 on: Apr 11, 2019, 11:24 AM »
Granted, you are the new hero in Boom Beach. Your passive ability is getting anally probed. Your abilities are super flatulence that only you can smell, explosive diarrhea, and the inability to hold urine. Sadly, you don’t get used much.

I wish I was the brutal dictator of a 3rd world nation who uses fear and the threat of brutal executions to maintain power.

Offline Thespy

Re: Jerky Genie Game
« Reply #109 on: Apr 11, 2019, 03:37 PM »
Wish granted.
"I" is now that what you said. You better run. He is gonna hunt ya.

I wish for a banana Named banana.
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Offline Artist formerly known as Crows Nest

Re: Jerky Genie Game
« Reply #110 on: Apr 11, 2019, 06:06 PM »
Granted, you now have a photograph of a banana with the word banana written on it. It is thrown at you by the dictator I and takes out your eye, causing you to stumble into a pit of bugs, luckily the bugs were photos of bugs but the spikes underneath the photos were real...

I wish i had a new iPad cos I want one
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Offline Thespy

Re: Jerky Genie Game
« Reply #111 on: Apr 11, 2019, 06:50 PM »
Wish granted.
But you are homeless and bankrupt.



I wish  to have more ideas for wishes.
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Offline DeepMindAlphaZero

Re: Jerky Genie Game
« Reply #112 on: Apr 11, 2019, 11:13 PM »
You think perfect wishes to fool the smartest of Genies in every way. Unfortunately, you don't get any more wishes and are left in frustration as everyone else makes their foolish wishes.


I wish for mod status on this forums (now I am asking for it XD ).





« Last Edit: Apr 11, 2019, 11:16 PM by DeepMindAlphaZero »

Offline Artist formerly known as Crows Nest

Re: Jerky Genie Game
« Reply #113 on: Apr 11, 2019, 11:35 PM »
Granted you get mod status, poor you 🤪

I wish the op room was busier on telegram
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Offline DeepMindAlphaZero

Re: Jerky Genie Game
« Reply #114 on: Apr 12, 2019, 01:16 AM »
The operation room (OP) was given a bunch of telegrams. Due to doctors and nurses being busier than normal, operations go bad and countless lives are ruined.


I wish for fish

Offline Thespy

Re: Jerky Genie Game
« Reply #115 on: Apr 12, 2019, 03:55 PM »
Wish granted.
Here's a fish. Called a "shark" have fun.


I wish nobody was dumb.
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Offline Yallik

Re: Jerky Genie Game
« Reply #116 on: Apr 12, 2019, 06:23 PM »
Granted. My mate Nobody is a spectacular AZ player, definitely my better. He's on at least two LB TF's. Except now he's dumb and only uses TMed, even on ops. So now all the guys (and one girl) from Infamous Nine and Five Blue Lines hate you. Since a few of us have a big online presence, you quickly become notorious as a jinx. Ostracized, you quit BB and end up playing Hay Day. 🤣

I wish I didn't have nearly as much fun playing this game. The fact that I do is prolly a commentary on my character!

Offline DeepMindAlphaZero

Re: Jerky Genie Game
« Reply #117 on: Apr 12, 2019, 07:23 PM »
Lol I feel the same.


Granted: You dislike playing this much so much that just reading this comment is making you feek I'll to your stomach. It also dosent help that Jerky Genie threw in a free can of baked beans a box of fiber one (courtesy of liking this game).


I wish that lent would never end. I want to go to eat fish every Friday.

Offline Thespy

Re: Jerky Genie Game
« Reply #118 on: Apr 17, 2019, 07:26 PM »
Wish granted.
You eat too much fish and you choke.


I wish nobody hated boom beach.
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Offline Artist formerly known as Crows Nest

Re: Jerky Genie Game
« Reply #119 on: Apr 18, 2019, 11:16 AM »
Granted nobody hates boom beach but he is dumb so meh

I wish for Warships to be a big success soon
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