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Offline JBlon

JBlon's QMT
« on: Sep 18, 2018, 02:27 AM »
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3. Ask as many questions as the host of the QMT will allow, but make them good questions. It's not a competition to see who can ask the most questions.

4. Answering questions is under my jurisdiction. Which means I won't answer questions I deem to be inappropriate


Ask away!

Offline MikeCT1020

Re: JBlon's QMT
« Reply #1 on: Sep 18, 2018, 04:30 PM »
Where does Jack Blondie, your IGN, come from?

Are you really Orr’s love child?

How bad is Orr’s Manbearpig breath?

if you were to become a bird, whose car would you poop on first?

Why do you discourage Orr from doing drunken zooka attacks?  Don’t you realize he’s so bad at AZ that him having a few drinks first might actually help his AZ play?

Why did you steal Orr’s truck keys and give them to that raccoon?

Were you an Indians fan back in 2007?

Are you a Browns fan?  If so, you have my sympathy. 

Who will have a worse season, the Cleveland Browns or the Cleveland NoLeBrons?

What is your best Orr op fail story?

Offline JBlon

Re: JBlon's QMT
« Reply #2 on: Sep 18, 2018, 09:31 PM »
Where does Jack Blondie, your IGN, come from?

Well long ago some people began to compare me to Mr Nicholson. They thought I had a similar devilish grin. Or maybe it was my roguish personality. Anyway the Jack thing stuck and later on when it came time to decide upon an online persona it seemed an obvious option.

Are you really Orr’s love child?

Impossible. I was incubated in an egg in utero. But the reproductive origin of the Manbearpig is a rather murky one. Probably the spawn of some mutant amoeba gestating in the muck of some slimy, steaming, excrement-filled bog.

How bad is Orr’s Manbearpig breath?

It's probably no worse than the rot emanating from his feet, shorts or from that pokey finger, but I'm not masochistic enough to find out for myself.

if you were to become a bird, whose car would you poop on first?

Hmm, so many worthy targets...I'll go with the douchebag who triumphantly flipped me off last week all because he reached an intersection first and I had to wait while he turned in front of me. I got a steaming hot pile of 'bird' for him!

Why do you discourage Orr from doing drunken zooka attacks?  Don’t you realize he’s so bad at AZ that him having a few drinks first might actually help his AZ play?

You may have a point. I suppose there's no use worrying about grouping or losing the delay if they're gonna get fried anyway. But still, I kinda worry about an unstable, pie eyed dart thrower.

Why did you steal Orr’s truck keys and give them to that raccoon?

Hey, that's one cookie jar I keep my hands out of! Maybe Mrs Blade took them?

Were you an Indians fan back in 2007?

I was more of an active fan in '95-02, having gotten swept up in comeback of the century euphoria. After that I was pretty disillusioned with the breakup of that great team and my attention has been sporadic since.

Are you a Browns fan?  If so, you have my sympathy.

The Browns left town right as I arrived so there was no team at all to bond with for awhile. 19 long years later, and there still hasn't been much to bond with lol. It's been a long time since those 10 consecutive championship games and 7 titles, but I think they'll eventually reclaim their rightful place as one of the winning franchises.

Who will have a worse season, the Cleveland Browns or the Cleveland NoLeBrons?

That's a matter of expectations. If the Browns win more than 1-2 games it will be seen as a positive step. But anything the Cavs do short of a Finals appearance will be seen as a letdown, though predictable. I wish all the local teams well but they're not in my blood, I don't live and die with them.

What is your best Orr op fail story?

Actually Orr doesn't have many op fails of distinction. He hasn't run AZ much until recently. And then, we're mostly just surprised if they reach the core at all, aren't we?

Offline Orrscores

Re: JBlon's QMT
« Reply #3 on: Sep 19, 2018, 06:03 PM »
Which genetic strain is most likely the culprit of the bad breath? The man..the bear or the pig?

Were you surprised at the success of "slippery when wet" when you released it Mr Blonjovi?

Would you rather eat a nice plate of seafood or a cat turd wrapped in beacon?

What experimental flavor of your ice cream did you enjoy most?

How far would you travel to spend a fun filled weekend with some TF mates?

When are you and Miss KILLER going to finally meet?

What is your biggest complaint with the leader of your TF?

What is your favorite thing about him?

Your now maxed so what keeps you playing Boom Beach.

I'm happy to see your involved with the new forum, what was your biggest complaint with the other forum.


O ya...why does Mike feel the need to pick on me all the time? Bully😀






Offline JBlon

Re: JBlon's QMT
« Reply #4 on: Sep 20, 2018, 03:43 PM »
Which genetic strain is most likely the culprit of the bad breath? The man..the bear or the pig?

Well the brain-eating amoeba is Naegleria Fowleri which could infect any beast. But that is known to cause stinky stools not stinky breath. Are you having trouble telling them apart?

Were you surprised at the success of "slippery when wet" when you released it Mr Blonjovi?

Of course not, man. We knew it was just a matter of time. I mean, did you see the competition? Ratt? Twisted Sister? Quiet Riot? Judas Priest? We sent them into early retirement. The others mostly just rode our coattails afterward and they all looked like coked up hookers on Sunset, especially that ungrateful brat Sebastian Bach. But my dad beat him up. Ok, ok, so we used an outside songwriter. But so did Aerosmith and that didn't work out too badly for them did it? And Wet outsold all of their albums!

Would you rather eat a nice plate of seafood or a cat turd wrapped in beacon?

Buy the beacon (whatever that is), sell the seafood, trash the cat turd. Oh wait...

What experimental flavor of your ice cream did you enjoy most?

Experimental is a bit subjective I guess. To me it's anything you're unlikely to find at most ice cream shops and almost certainly won't see at any supermarket.

Some uncommon flavors: Fruity Cereal (Fruity Pebbles/Fruit Loops flavored), Blue Raspberry, Red Hot Cinnamon, Lavender Chocolate Chip, Citrus Twist (orange, lemon, lime and grapefruit + citrus blossom oil), Matcha (Japanese powdered green tea), Cantaloupe, Grape, Ginger, Bacon

Ive made several flavors that involve baking whole cakes, pies, cookies, brownies and blondies to chop up and fold into a flavor, like: Carrot Cake, Banana Cream Pie, Confetti/Birthday Cake, Key Lime Pie, Crack Brownie, Strawberry Cake, Maple Walnut Blondie, Blueberry Cheesecake, etc

I've also tended to experiment with flavors that use or mimic various alcoholic beverages: Root Beer (bourbon), Rum Raisin (rum), Egg Nog (bourbon and rum), Pina Colada (rum), Blue Hawaiian (rum and blue Curaçao), Pink Champagne (pink champagne), Drunken Cherry Coconut (vodka and rum), Black Forest (kirschwasser brandy), White Russian (vodka and coffee liqueur), Mint Oreo Cookie (creme de menthe), Cappuccino (coffee liqueur), etc

My favorite among these? I'm especially proud of Root Beer, Cantaloupe, Pina Colada and Ginger.
The most popular? Unquestionably Carrot Cake


How far would you travel to spend a fun filled weekend with some TF mates?

Just not beyond the boundaries of the archipelago in case that Boston athlete claiming the earth is flat is onto something. I wouldn't want to fall off the edge! Those Boston guys...

When are you and Miss KILLER going to finally meet?

Very soon I hope. My thoughts are springtime would be lovely while she hankers for snow and cold, which I think is dreadful!

What is your biggest complaint with the leader of your TF?

No real complaints other than maybe the fact that we've never seen an actual demonstration of those legendarily epic Warrior skills he's boasted about incessantly. My theory is that maybe he's using his AZ ineptitude to distract people away from his Warrior brilliance! Oh, and I was a bit disappointed that there wasn't a more satisfying conclusion with the case of the phantom poacher incident. I've never seen him so animated or furious before. That was impressive!

What is your favorite thing about him?

His humility. He's willing to cheerfully bear the brunt of a constant stream of ridicule with a lot of grace and humor, and is unwaveringly kind and loyal to all teammates.

Your now maxed so what keeps you playing Boom Beach.

I love the game and still enjoy playing. The bond that is formed by sharing the journey with teammates plays a big role in that. I only wish there were more of a sense of mission to accomplish post-max. I think something will come.

I'm happy to see your involved with the new forum, what was your biggest complaint with the other forum.

I felt it was too often focused upon speculation and gossip about SC and everything that is wrong, as opposed to the game itself. I also found that there were a few too many trolls and know-it-alls who seemed to get off on arguing or disputing anything someone would say as if it were sport.


O ya...why does Mike feel the need to pick on me all the time? Bully😀

Well, Mike just needs to be loved more and a gentler, more magnanimous side will shine through. Have any friends in mind yet?

Besides, you're providing a valuable public service. If he didn't have you to pick on he might do it to others instead, getting himself banned and leaving us without a CM yet again.

Offline MikeCT1020

Re: JBlon's QMT
« Reply #5 on: Sep 21, 2018, 01:44 PM »
With the Browns winning last night, how drunk was the city of Cleveland?

Did you get any of the free beer?

Was this the biggest celebration in Cleveland since the Cavs won it all?

Do you think Mayfield should be the starting QB now?

Do you think Orr realizes that at this point the Browns have won as many games as the Pats?

Offline JBlon

Re: JBlon's QMT
« Reply #6 on: Sep 21, 2018, 08:40 PM »
With the Browns winning last night, how drunk was the city of Cleveland?

Well I'm not sure about afterward but it was plenty drunk already beforehand. It took me an hour to detour around the tailgate on the way home and there were people on the curb soliciting stopped cars for extra tickets.

Did you get any of the free beer?

Are you crazy? If I accepted that offer they might've discovered me 3 days later face up in a pool of the stuff, painted bright orange, permagrin on my face and bubbles coming out of my mouth.

Was this the biggest celebration in Cleveland since the Cavs won it all?

Probably. I can't really recall anything else of note since then other than maybe the Finals trips, the World Series loss, the 22-game win streak, or the RNC. None of which were particularly celebratory occasions. That crowd at Obama's rally was super fired up though.

Do you think Mayfield should be the starting QB now?

Well sure, unless the ghost of Otto Graham is available to suit up.

Do you think Orr realizes that at this point the Browns have won as many games as the Pats?

Seeing how he's always playing the how-many-fingers game with people, I'd say maybe he's still learning to count that high. Manbearpigs are known to have slightly underdeveloped parietal lobes.

Offline Orrscores

Re: JBlon's QMT
« Reply #7 on: Sep 23, 2018, 02:30 PM »
So when are you sending me some fruit loop and root beer ice cream?


Thoughts on raw onion ice cream?

If you were a super hero what would be your name, super power and catch phrase?

What was your go to party trick?

Your favorite adult beverage?

So when was the last time you were found face up in a pool of beer painted orange with a permagrin on your face?

Your signature comfort food ?

What antics did you use to draw the attention of your sisters hot friend? 

Did it work?

Snow ski or water ski?

Zip line or bungee jump?

Offline JBlon

Re: JBlon's QMT
« Reply #8 on: Sep 24, 2018, 01:04 PM »
So when are you sending me some fruit loop and root beer ice cream?

As soon as I come out of retirement. And calculate the cost of shipping pounds of dry ice.

Thoughts on raw onion ice cream?

Well people eat flavors like Secret Breakfast (corn flakes and bourbon), Squid Ink, Corn-on-the-Cob, so anything's possible I suppose.

If you were a super hero what would be your name, super power and catch phrase?

Hmm tough one. I checked out the UK Hero Name Generator and that came up with a bunch of rubbish but some of them were kinda silly.

Name: Capt Happy Jack
Super Power: The Love Ray. It fires a radiation beam triggering waves of euphoria, stirring immediate, intense feelings of love, affection and acceptance of anyone the person comes in contact with. An extended state of bliss.
Catch Phrase: Love one another as I have loved you with my Love Ray!

What was your go to party trick?

Avoiding ever being found face up in a pool of beer, painted orange with a permagrin, of course!

Your favorite adult beverage?

I'll go with Grand Marnier Cognac

So when was the last time you were found face up in a pool of beer painted orange with a permagrin on your face?

Never! I don't party with Browns fans.

Your signature comfort food ?

A tough one to narrow down. Fried Chicken, Biscuits and Gravy, BBQ Ribs, Lasagna and Cheesesteaks are all good nominees.

What antics did you use to draw the attention of your sisters hot friend?

I mentioned my friend's hot sister not my sister's hot friend but there was one of those too. I wrote my sister's hot friend letters in Egyptian hieroglyphics then made her work a little for the individual symbol translations to decode them slowly. I created and framed a large painting which she displayed prominently in her house. I inked tattoo illustrations all over her arms and legs and face-painted her.

I didn't do anything about my friend's hot sister. I was scared of their mom.

Did it work?

She was gratifyingly flattered and overwhelmed 😎

Snow ski or water ski?

Snow skiing, where I can potentially go a lot faster so if I crash at least I'll die. Mako shark attack? No guarantees.

Zip line or bungee jump?

Zip line. Gliding/flying might be a better sensation than falling.
« Last Edit: Sep 24, 2018, 01:06 PM by JBlon »

Offline Orrscores

Re: JBlon's QMT
« Reply #9 on: Oct 02, 2018, 01:59 AM »
So..your thoughts on the Pats anialating the first place, undefeated Dolphins? You asked if i was nervous...lol


Most used troop for beastly CRAB?


How many note books filled with boom notes are you up to NOW?


Why hasn't Loops asked you any questions yet?


How long did it take to come up with the new forum titles and howmmanynare there?


Did you here that?


What would you do for a Klondike bar?


Blond or brunette?


Breast or theigh?

Who is Captain Happy Jack's  arch enemy and what are his powers?



Offline JBlon

Re: JBlon's QMT
« Reply #10 on: Oct 02, 2018, 10:22 PM »
So..your thoughts on the Pats anialating the first place, undefeated Dolphins? You asked if i was nervous...lol

None of the AFC East opponents are reliable indicators of where the Pats really stand. They're all head cases.

Most used troop for beastly CRAB?

CRZM again. The extra GBE not landing armor goes farther and they eat thru defenses faster. But I used All Scorchers with Bullit plenty too.


How many note books filled with boom notes are you up to NOW?

Don't be silly I'm on my first notebook! I expect it to last a few years longer too. The only way I'll have a problem is if I come up with new things to track.


Why hasn't Loops asked you any questions yet?

Well either she's scared to or still busy finishing answering her own. Answering questions is a very serious business!


How long did it take to come up with the new forum titles and howmmanynare there?

I wrote down random ideas off and on for a few weeks. I thought others would submit ideas and maybe a few of mine would be included. Then I found out I was the only one and had to make some adjustments and reframe it in terms of an entire list. I also didn't know at the time that Fritzy would be combining post counts from both forums, which solved the question of whether anyone would ever even get to 3000, 4000, 5000+ posts on here. I believe there are 52 titles.


Did you here that?

Oh, that crickets chirping sound after one of your patented colorful AZ op hits? I hardly notice it anymore.


What would you do for a Klondike bar?

That depends whether I was cornered and needed it in a pinch to tame an angry, frothing manbearpig.

Blond or brunette?

What, no gingers or ravens? Probably ravens overall. It all depends who's wearing it, of course.

Breast or theigh?

Chicken? Breast all the way. Otherwise, thigh.

Who is Captain Happy Jack's  arch enemy and what are his powers?

Probably either the Hamburglar or Ronald McDonald. He looks like he could suddenly grow fangs and devour small children at any moment. You said arch, right?
« Last Edit: Oct 02, 2018, 10:38 PM by JBlon »

Offline JBlon

Re: JBlon's QMT
« Reply #11 on: Oct 05, 2018, 03:36 AM »
Well this is over 2 weeks old so it's probably time to call this one a wrap. I think CG is up next so he can start his whenever.

Offline Orrscores

Re: JBlon's QMT
« Reply #12 on: Oct 05, 2018, 12:42 PM »
You should probrobly send him a pm