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Offline rowman">BB_rowman

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« Reply #135 on: Dec 05, 2015, 12:00 AM »
    
       
          
                        
                Quote Originally Posted by MJPB                 View Post              
             
... and just then, we notice Lloopy stepping out the back door with Bugs
                  
    
 
I see what is up now, thought Gearhart as she peered out the window watching them, they are going to try the Welsh Rabbit strategy.

Offline BB_MJPB

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« Reply #136 on: Dec 06, 2015, 12:00 AM »
    
       
          
                        
                Quote Originally Posted by rowman                 View Post              
             
I see what is up now, thought Gearhart as she peered out the window watching them, they are going to try the Welsh Rabbit strategy.
                  
    
 
Come little Bunny Rabbit said Lloopy ...

Offline rowman">BB_rowman

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« Reply #137 on: Dec 06, 2015, 12:00 AM »
    
       
          
                        
                Quote Originally Posted by MJPB                 View Post              
             
Come little Bunny Rabbit said Lloopy ...
                  
    
 
"Go to Helga's Bar and ask for the Heavy from Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysilio  gogogoch" Lloopy told bugs.

Offline BB_ZeeMan

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« Reply #138 on: Dec 06, 2015, 12:00 AM »
"But Loopy, Gearheart has that ancient BANANA artifact. And from the looks of things, G?nther too! We need to do something, now!" replied Bugs.
 (The wabbit in reality was trying to hide the fact that him and the Heavy from 'Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysili  o  gogogoch' were not on speaking terms. And besides, he was banned from Helga's Bar for public indecency reasons...)

Offline BB_MJPB

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« Reply #139 on: Dec 06, 2015, 12:00 AM »
    
       
          
                        
                Quote Originally Posted by ZeeMan                 View Post              
             
"But Loopy, Gearheart has that ancient BANANA artifact. And from the looks of things, G√ľnther too! We need to do something, now!" replied Bugs.
 (The wabbit in reality was trying to hide the fact that him and the Heavy from 'Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysili  o  gogogoch' were not on speaking terms. And besides, he was banned from Helga's Bar for public indecency reasons...)
                  
    
 
Just then, we hear ... Got you, you wabbit stew, you

Offline rowman">BB_rowman

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« Reply #140 on: Dec 06, 2015, 12:00 AM »
    
       
          
                        
                Quote Originally Posted by MJPB                 View Post              
             
Just then, we hear ... Got you, you wabbit stew, you
                  
    
 
Bugs turned expecting to see his nemesis, Elmer Fudd. Rather he found himself gazing into eyes of Elmo Freud, the muppet master of warfare psychology. Elmo had a glint in his eye and he was holding a banana.

Offline BB_ZeeMan

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« Reply #141 on: Dec 06, 2015, 12:00 AM »
    
       
          
                        
                Quote Originally Posted by rowman                 View Post              
             
Bugs turned expecting to see his nemesis, Elmer Fudd. Rather he found himself gazing into eyes of Elmo Freud, the muppet master of warfare psychology. Elmo had a glint in his eye and he was holding a banana.
                  
    
 
"Why Mr. Wabbit, you have some unresovelved issues. I can tell. You are stuck in the oral stage, chewing on that carrot all the time and whatnot. Tell me, what's you relationship wit..."
 
 "Don't let him get into your head, Bugs!!" intervened Loopy protectively, settling into her Krav Maga fighting stance.

Offline Rman63

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« Reply #142 on: Dec 06, 2015, 12:00 AM »
    
       
          
                        
                Quote Originally Posted by rowman                 View Post              
             
Bugs turned expecting to see his nemesis, Elmer Fudd. Rather he found himself gazing into eyes of Elmo Freud, the muppet master of warfare psychology. Elmo had a glint in his eye and he was holding a banana.
                  
    
 
"Look deeeep into my BANANA... deep!  Deep!  Deeper still..." says the Muppet Master trying to hipnotize the rabbit.
 
 "Into your WHAT?"
 
 "My Banannnnaaaaa....  Gaze on it... look deeeeeeppp!"
 
 "ummm...  It's not a carrot!  Why would I look into your banana?"
 
 "Play the game, damn it!  Just look into it!"
 
 "No!"
 
 "Please?"
 
 "No!"
 
 "Oh come on! For christ's sake!  Look into the damn thing!"
 
 "It appears we have a communiction problem, doc!......"
 
 ****CRUNCH!*****  The rabbit bites his banana!
 
 "Ouch!!!!"

Offline BB_ZeeMan

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« Reply #143 on: Dec 06, 2015, 12:00 AM »
And Loopy just stands there in her acquired fighting stance, dumbfounded, and quite frankly, a little unnerved by these recent turn of events...

Offline rowman">BB_rowman

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« Reply #144 on: Dec 06, 2015, 12:00 AM »
    
       
          
                        
                Quote Originally Posted by ZeeMan                 View Post              
             
And Loopy just stands there in her acquired fighting stance, dumbfounded, and quite frankly, a little unnerved by these recent turn of events...
                  
    
 
So much she had to comtemplate: Bugs, Elmo, the reoccuring banana, Gunther, and Gearhart. But what puzzeled her most was the missing "L",. Why in this bizzaro world that she was trapped in, people kept calling her Loopy, and not Lloopy. Could it simply be that nobody outside of the Welsh can pronounce the "ll" sound? Or, does it have some other meaning?

Offline BB_MJPB

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« Reply #145 on: Dec 06, 2015, 12:00 AM »
    
       
          
                        
                Quote Originally Posted by ZeeMan                 View Post              
             
And Loopy just stands there in her acquired fighting stance, dumbfounded, and quite frankly, a little unnerved by these recent turn of events...
                  
    
 
... and then in the distance, Lloopy hears some tanks ... it's the tank girls Lloopy cries out ...

Offline Rman63

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« Reply #146 on: Dec 07, 2015, 12:00 AM »
    
       
          
                        
                Quote Originally Posted by MJPB                 View Post              
             
... and then in the distance, Lloopy hears some tanks ... it's the tank girls Lloopy cries out ...
                  
    
 
The tanks advance majestically... and they come to a halt.  At First, no movement.  All positioned in a pyramid formation.
 
 "What...?  Who?..." Lloopy asks the rabbit.
 
 The hissing sound of the brakes whooshing air, and the steam and smoke emanating from the wheels.
 
 "Ehhh....  what's up doc?"  exclaims the rabbit.
 
 The latch from the first tank comes undone, and the upper deck lid begins to open.  A finely manicured hand with red painted fingernails lifts the hatch.
 
 They all watch in silence.
 
 From the top of the hatch, begins to emerge helga.  A 6 foot tall redhead, the light from behind gives her hair a glow brighter than the  rest of her Wonder Woman'ish hairdo.  Her green eyes, so green.. almost seemed to glow.  Red lipstick and a smile that kills.  A figure that by itself explains the success of the Tank Girls, the curvature of her body against the sun, and her high heeled boots clink on the top of the tank as she stands looking down.  Their enemies, simply bow to submission from glancing at her alone.
 
 "So..." Exclaims the amazonian statuesque Helga looking down. "I hear we've got a bit of a problem.  Explain it to me so that I may understand whom I need to seek and destroy!".
 
 Lloopy and the rabbit and the mad scientist look at each other bewildered, then they look back at the goddess-like creature looking at them back from on top of the tank.
 
 "Well... you see...." Begins to explain the scientist at a loss for words.  "Umm.. it's about this Banana!"
 
 "Well Well Well..." Exclaims Helga.  "A banana!  How quaint!". She adds. "One of my sergeants...  she knows exactly what to do with Bananas!".  She puts her finger under the Evil Scientists chin gently...  "Why don't we sit down, and discuss exactly what you'd like to do with it!"
 
 "Gulp"  he motions.

Offline BB_ZeeMan

10 char story
« Reply #147 on: Dec 07, 2015, 12:00 AM »
Oopy ll of Boom, known as lloopy in Wales, but as Loopy to her allies in this grand conflict, realized this was the time to act. Helga, knowing full well that she had total control over the mad Freud and his Banana for the time being, signaled Loopy with a wink...

Offline BB_vonline

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« Reply #148 on: Dec 07, 2015, 12:00 AM »
    
       
          
                        
                Quote Originally Posted by ZeeMan                 View Post              
             
Oopy ll of Boom, known as lloopy in Wales, but as Loopy to her allies in this grand conflict, realized this was the time to act. Helga, knowing full well that she had total control over the mad Freud and his Banana for the time being, signaled Loopy with a wink...
                  
    
 
Then Count von Count walked in to give a much needed lesson.

Offline BB_MJPB

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« Reply #149 on: Dec 07, 2015, 12:00 AM »
    
       
          
                        
                Quote Originally Posted by vonline                 View Post              
             
Then Count von Count walked in to give a much needed lesson.
                  
    
 
In interrogations that is ... he looked deep into her eyes and said in a commanding voice "We have ways of making you talk"