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Offline BB_ZeeMan

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« Reply #105 on: Nov 29, 2015, 12:00 AM »
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 A Roman an RMan a Z-Man and an Allman walk into a pub...

Offline rowman">BB_rowman

10 char story
« Reply #106 on: Nov 29, 2015, 12:00 AM »
    
       
          
                        
                Quote Originally Posted by ZeeMan                 View Post              
             
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 A Roman an RMan a Z-Man and an Allman walk into a pub...
                  
    
 
The bartender says "You guys in town visiting?"....

Offline BB_vonline

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« Reply #107 on: Nov 29, 2015, 12:00 AM »
    
       
          
                        
                Quote Originally Posted by rowman                 View Post              
             
The bartender says "You guys in town visiting?"....
                  
    
 
"No we're here to conquer it."

Offline BB_ZeeMan

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« Reply #108 on: Nov 29, 2015, 12:00 AM »
    
       
          
                        
                Quote Originally Posted by vonline                 View Post              
             
"No we're here to conquer it."
                  
    
 
"Rowman ad portas!!" exclaimed the bartender. --

Offline Rman63

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« Reply #109 on: Nov 30, 2015, 12:00 AM »
    
       
          
                        
                Quote Originally Posted by ZeeMan                 View Post              
             
"Rowman ad portas!!" exclaimed the bartender. --
                  
    
 
Suddenly a private detective comes through the door, with a digital search warrant!..  "we are here to look on your device!  We know what this 'banana' thing is, and it is FORBIDDEN!.  We will confiscate it and take it to Helsinki, where..."

Offline BB_ZeeMan

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« Reply #110 on: Nov 30, 2015, 12:00 AM »
    
       
          
                        
                Quote Originally Posted by RMAN63                 View Post              
             
Suddenly a private detective comes through the door, with a digital search warrant!..  "we are here to look on your device!  We know what this 'banana' thing is, and it is FORBIDDEN!.  We will confiscate it and take it to Helsinki, where..."
                  
    
 
After some pundering, in a shocking turn of events, the punics decided that the Rowman threat was less impending, and thus the town's LV21 defensive buildings turned against the detective and his troops. The banana guns started shooting... --

Offline BB_vonline

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« Reply #111 on: Nov 30, 2015, 12:00 AM »
    
       
          
                        
                Quote Originally Posted by ZeeMan                 View Post              
             
After some pundering, in a shocking turn of events, the punics decided that the Rowman threat was less impending, and thus the town's LV21 defensive buildings turned against the detective and his troops. The banana guns started shooting... --
                  
    
 
The air filled with the peals of weapons fire as the helpless bodies were split

Offline rowman">BB_rowman

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« Reply #112 on: Nov 30, 2015, 12:00 AM »
    
       
          
                        
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The air filled with the peals of weapons fire as the helpless bodies were split
                  
    
 
One victim was a rabbit, so they were reduced to simply splitting hares.

Offline BB_vonline

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« Reply #113 on: Nov 30, 2015, 12:00 AM »
    
       
          
                        
                Quote Originally Posted by rowman                 View Post              
             
One victim was a rabbit, so they were reduced to simply splitting hares.
                  
    
 
And then Woolybugger ambled in, look at the slain rabbits, and said "I knew I would win."

Offline BB_ZeeMan

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« Reply #114 on: Nov 30, 2015, 12:00 AM »
    
       
          
                        
                Quote Originally Posted by vonline                 View Post              
             
And then Woolybugger ambled in, look at the slain rabbits, and said "I knew I would win."
                  
    
 
The detective tried to hide from the victorious general under some of the slain rabbits, but the fear has made the hare on the back of his neck stand up! --

Offline BB_MJPB

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« Reply #115 on: Nov 30, 2015, 12:00 AM »
    
       
          
                        
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The detective tried to hide from the victorious general under some of the slain rabbits, but the fear has made the hare on the back of his neck stand up! --
                  
    
 
and he uttered those immortal words "What's up doc"

Offline rowman">BB_rowman

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« Reply #116 on: Nov 30, 2015, 12:00 AM »
    
       
          
                        
                Quote Originally Posted by MJPB                 View Post              
             
and he uttered those immortal words "What's up doc"
                  
    
 
It was then that out from the shadows came the new professional hit man Gearhart hired, Yosemite Sam.

Offline BB_ZeeMan

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« Reply #117 on: Nov 30, 2015, 12:00 AM »
    
       
          
                        
                Quote Originally Posted by MJPB                 View Post              
             
and he uttered those immortal words "What's up doc"
                  
    
 
Just then, the long standing rival of both the Rowmans and the Punic Empire, the Vegetable States staged an all out offensive, trying to capitalize on the turmoil. Warriors with carrot sticks and Naders with onion grenades have flooded the beach.
 
  The good general Woolybugger, examined the battlefield, then looked at the talking bunny and --

Offline BB_MJPB

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« Reply #118 on: Nov 30, 2015, 12:00 AM »
    
       
          
                        
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Just then, the long standing rival of both the Rowmans and the Punic Empire, the Vegetable States staged an all out offensive, trying to capitalize on the turmoil. Warriors with carrot sticks and Naders with onion grenades have flooded the beach.
 
 The good general Woolybugger, examined the battlefield, then looked at the talking bunny and --
                  
    
 
he said "I knew I shoulda takin' that left turn at Albuquerque"

Offline rowman">BB_rowman

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« Reply #119 on: Nov 30, 2015, 12:00 AM »
    
       
          
                        
                Quote Originally Posted by MJPB                 View Post              
             
he said "I knew I shoulda takin' that left turn at Albuquerque"
                  
    
 
"Albert may be a little odd" she said, "but I would not call him quirky".