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Must switch between upper and lower case alternately.
Must praise Mike the official unofficial community manager.
Use numbers instead of vowels.
New rule the praise needs to be increasingly grandiose and absurd
C4pT41n T3l3v1s0n 1s Th3 Gr34t3sT
Must switch between lowercase and uppercase every letter
Use numbers instead of vowels ( A I E O U)
Eliminated rules (for this post) :
The praise must increasingly be more absurd and grandiose
You must Praise the captain televison
New Rule: You can't praise captain televison