+1 almost all true
but don't be too aggressive to people, sure, they love when someone hates or hated... But the big holiday is coming, let's avoid negativity for a while and start a new one in 2016
#10 ? Your grenadiers are maxed but your warriors are level 3
that never happens
#9 ? You think of Dr. T as your personal proctologist
not sure what u mean
#8 ? You are proud of never having spent any money on this game
that's a big questions. The attitude between people that spent money on f2p and those who didn't is very weird. For example, those who never spent any dime are really so proud to say this, they look haughtily at others, they show and say that they achieved everything themselves, and so on. For them people that spent money to play game are losers. But most of the time it is just envy.
#7 ? You try and order ?Fishy guacamole? at a Mexican restaurant because Bootramp is your BB hero
#6 ? You think it is a badge of honour that you?ve never lost a PVP
that never happens, there always are victories and defeats (50/50)
#5 ? When you announce your attack, your TF asks who?s next
that happens, you never know how your attack will go without using a simulator
#4 ? You think Tim is a great community manager
I never saw a good community manager on any forum (i currently go on 3 different) - they all suck. As for my job, where I work in reality, such managing would be fired right away
. There is no customer focus at all. The only this that is cared of is own company benefit. Which is totally understandable - If i were them, I would do the same
#3 ? You think SC hates you for putting players 10 levels above you on your map
Common issue, but those who cry about it really don't understand the word "business". When developers make their game harder - it is a business. And putting harder players on your map makes you spend a f***ing $$$$$
#2 ? You think the Originals are to blame for the leaderboard being screwed up
People will always find a hole to sneak into it. Human nature is to adapt and find easier ways to manage their problems, achieve their goals.
And the number 1 reason why you suck at this game more than you think you do...........
#1 ? You waste time whining on the forum rather than attacking a base
In general, We all waste our time playing these games