Author Topic: 10 clues.............. (Read 89 times)

BB_Dunoon · « **on:** Dec 31, 2015, 12:00 AM »

....as to why you suck at this game more than you think you do

#10 ? Your grenadiers are maxed but your warriors are level 3

#9 ? You think of Dr. T as your personal proctologist

#8 ? You are proud of never having spent any money on this game

#7 ? You try and order ?Fishy guacamole? at a Mexican restaurant because Bootramp is your BB hero

#6 ? You think it is a badge of honour that you?ve never lost a PVP

#5 ? When you announce your attack, your TF asks who?s next

#4 ? You think Tim is a great community manager

#3 ? You think SC hates you for putting players 10 levels above you on your map

#2 ? You think the Originals are to blame for the leaderboard being screwed up

And the number 1 reason why you suck at this game more than you think you do...........

#1 ? You waste time whining on the forum rather than attacking a base

BB_twojays · « **Reply #1 on:** Dec 31, 2015, 12:00 AM »

How are any of these reasons for being worse in the game than you think you are?

BB_smuckerskp · « **Reply #2 on:** Dec 31, 2015, 12:00 AM »

Are you saying there is a correlation between playing ability and how much money has been spent in the game?

rowman">BB_rowman · « **Reply #3 on:** Dec 31, 2015, 12:00 AM »

Originally Posted by Dunoon

And the number 1 reason why you suck at this game more than you think you do...........

#1 – You waste time whining on the forum rather than attacking a base

Such as the 10 whines posted above?

CaptNasty · « **Reply #4 on:** Dec 31, 2015, 12:00 AM »

Originally Posted by Dunoon

....as to why you suck at this game more than you think you do

...

And the number 1 reason why you suck at this game more than you think you do...........

#1 – You waste time whining on the forum rather than attacking a base

Originally Posted by rowman

Such as the 10 whines posted above?

Rowman, the best part is Dunoon is totally oblivious.

fritzelly · « **Reply #5 on:** Dec 31, 2015, 12:00 AM »

I feel a ban coming on...

BB_AnushiWushi · « **Reply #6 on:** Dec 31, 2015, 12:00 AM »

Originally Posted by Dunoon

....as to why you suck at this game more than you think you do

#10 – Your grenadiers are maxed but your warriors are level 3

#9 – You think of Dr. T as your personal proctologist

#8 – You are proud of never having spent any money on this game

#7 – You try and order “Fishy guacamole” at a Mexican restaurant because Bootramp is your BB hero

#6 – You think it is a badge of honour that you’ve never lost a PVP

#5 – When you announce your attack, your TF asks who’s next

#4 – You think Tim is a great community manager

#3 – You think SC hates you for putting players 10 levels above you on your map

#2 – You think the Originals are to blame for the leaderboard being screwed up

And the number 1 reason why you suck at this game more than you think you do...........

#1 – You waste time whining on the forum rather than attacking a base

Do you think that Tim is NOT a great community manager?

BB_JiminyKicket · « **Reply #7 on:** Dec 31, 2015, 12:00 AM »

+1 for all of the responses so far.

I'll add that I sometimes enjoy a mean-spirited post if it's funny or clever. This was neither.

BB_MattsDMan · « **Reply #8 on:** Dec 31, 2015, 12:00 AM »

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My thoughts exactly Spidey

BB_MridulRJ · « **Reply #9 on:** Dec 31, 2015, 12:00 AM »

Is this rebelsrule?

BB_Buki · « **Reply #10 on:** Dec 31, 2015, 12:00 AM »

Originally Posted by Dunoon

#8 – You are proud of never having spent any money on this game

It is the exact opposite. Not spending money and still finding a way to max your base efficiently is anything but "sucking at this game", so you got it all wrong. Anyone can spend money in order to progress but not everyone can reach max without ever needing to spend a dime.

BB_Dunoon · « **Reply #11 on:** Dec 31, 2015, 12:00 AM »

Originally Posted by twojays

How are any of these reasons for being worse in the game than you think you are?

Um, read the list again. If it still doesn't make sense let me know, I'll try to use pictures.

Originally Posted by smuckerskp

Are you saying there is a correlation between playing ability and how much money has been spent in the game?

No. There is no such correlation (good word by the way). However, those that brag about how clever they are for having never spent a dime to line the pockets of 'greedy' SC (the purpose of a company is to make a profit) will never get very far. By very far I mean anywhere near the top.

Originally Posted by rowman

Such as the 10 whines posted above?

Nicely whined.

Originally Posted by CaptNasty

Rowman, the best part is Dunoon is totally oblivious.

To what?

Originally Posted by Fritzelly

I feel a ban coming on...

Why, what have you done?

Originally Posted by AnushiWushi

Do you think that Tim is NOT a great community manager?

Hahahaha

Originally Posted by JiminyKicket

+1 for all of the responses so far.

I'll add that I sometimes enjoy a mean-spirited post if it's funny or clever. This was neither.

Too many ringing true Jiminy?

Originally Posted by MattsDMan

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My thoughts exactly Spidey

Great, thanks for taking the time to find a tiny pic to illustrate the point that you don't care.

Originally Posted by MridulRJ

Is this rebelsrule?

AGGGGHHHHHH, wrong answer. Thanks for playing.

Originally Posted by Buki

It is the exact opposite. Not spending money and still finding a way to max your base efficiently is anything but "sucking at this game", so you got it all wrong. Anyone can spend money in order to progress but not everyone can reach max without ever needing to spend a dime.

Spending money does not equal being good, as excellently noticed by smuckers, well done smuckers - bonus point for you, however boring everyone to tears with how clever one is for NOT having spent any money reveals a simple truth - You will never get very far in this game.

BB_Fellow · « **Reply #12 on:** Dec 31, 2015, 12:00 AM »

"You think Tim is a good CM"

BB_TBonex · « **Reply #13 on:** Dec 31, 2015, 12:00 AM »

Originally Posted by Dunoon

Um, read the list again. If it still doesn't make sense let me know, I'll try to use pictures.

No. There is no such correlation (good word by the way). However, those that brag about how clever they are for having never spent a dime to line the pockets of 'greedy' SC (the purpose of a company is to make a profit) will never get very far. By very far I mean anywhere near the top.

Nicely whined.

To what?

Why, what have you done?

Hahahaha

Too many ringing true Jiminy?

Great, thanks for taking the time to find a tiny pic to illustrate the point that you don't care.

This is the best response yet. Although it has nothing to do with the post. Tells us a lot about the next update though.

AGGGGHHHHHH, wrong answer. Thanks for playing.

Spending money does not equal being good, as excellently noticed by smuckers, well done smuckers - bonus point for you, however boring everyone to tears with how clever one is for NOT having spent any money reveals a simple truth - You will never get very far in this game.

Now thats what I call Good Responding. LOLOLOL

BB_Altrer · « **Reply #14 on:** Dec 31, 2015, 12:00 AM »

+1 almost all true

but don't be too aggressive to people, sure, they love when someone hates or hated... But the big holiday is coming, let's avoid negativity for a while and start a new one in 2016

#10 ? Your grenadiers are maxed but your warriors are level 3
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that never happens

#9 ? You think of Dr. T as your personal proctologist
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not sure what u mean

#8 ? You are proud of never having spent any money on this game
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that's a big questions. The attitude between people that spent money on f2p and those who didn't is very weird. For example, those who never spent any dime are really so proud to say this, they look haughtily at others, they show and say that they achieved everything themselves, and so on. For them people that spent money to play game are losers. But most of the time it is just envy.

#7 ? You try and order ?Fishy guacamole? at a Mexican restaurant because Bootramp is your BB hero
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Skip this

#6 ? You think it is a badge of honour that you?ve never lost a PVP
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that never happens, there always are victories and defeats (50/50)

#5 ? When you announce your attack, your TF asks who?s next
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that happens, you never know how your attack will go without using a simulator

#4 ? You think Tim is a great community manager
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I never saw a good community manager on any forum (i currently go on 3 different) - they all suck. As for my job, where I work in reality, such managing would be fired right away

. There is no customer focus at all. The only this that is cared of is own company benefit. Which is totally understandable - If i were them, I would do the same

#3 ? You think SC hates you for putting players 10 levels above you on your map
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Common issue, but those who cry about it really don't understand the word "business". When developers make their game harder - it is a business. And putting harder players on your map makes you spend a f***ing $$$$$

#2 ? You think the Originals are to blame for the leaderboard being screwed up
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People will always find a hole to sneak into it. Human nature is to adapt and find easier ways to manage their problems, achieve their goals.

And the number 1 reason why you suck at this game more than you think you do...........

#1 ? You waste time whining on the forum rather than attacking a base
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In general, We all waste our time playing these games

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